28 Chandler Bing Quotes That Prove He's the Funniest Character, Ever
Could he BE any funnier?
Could These Chandler Bing Quotes BE Any Funnier? We Think Not
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Friends was very much part of my life every Thursday night. I wanted to be like Phoebe, dress like Rachel, and little did I know I grew up into a Monica. But hands down the best character on Friends is very clearly, Chandler Bing.
He's funny, lovable, and just the best. His humor graced our television long ago so now it's time to remember some of the best Chandler Bing quotes out there. Since he's the best character on the show, you'll love sharing some funny quotes with your friends. Just don't tell your Ross fans.
Chandler Bing Quotes
"I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open."
"So it seems like this Internet thing is here to stay, huh?"
"I am not "blah", I am a hoot!"
"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"
"I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day!"
"You're a door. You only like knock-knock jokes."
"Up until I was 25 I thought the response to 'I love you' was 'oh crap'."
"Couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Because I think, actually, mine is growing back."
"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant."
"I just don't see why those two can't work things out!"
Best Chandler Bing Quotes
"What a small world. And yet I need run into Beyonce."
"It's actually Miss. Chanandler Bong!"
"Why yes Ross. Pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia."
"We swallow our feelings. Even if it means we're unhappy over. Sound good?"
"I've had a very long, hard day."
"I'm full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I'll regret it."
"Is there something repellent about me?"
"You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist."
Funny Chandler Bing Quotes
"I'm glad we're having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat."
"Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest."
"When I first meet somebody it's usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating."
"I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!"
"You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance."
"Oh yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last 1200 times."
"All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out do put career before men."
"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you."
"She's right. If I were a guy and...did I just say, "if I were a guy?".
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