Twitch Your Nose and Read 25 Magical Bewitched Quotes

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These Bewitched Quotes Will Have You Twitching Your Nose in No Time

Did you tune in every week to see what Samantha was up to? Did you love seeing her twitch her nose?

Well, you're in luck. We're feeling nostalgic and found some of the best Bewitched quotes from the beloved show. You'll get a kick out of reading all the hilarious quotes from Endora and all the silly antics Darrin got himself into. There hasn't been a show that captures humor, love, and witches quite like Bewitched.

Bewitched Quotes

  • "A witch who's on the wagon is no match for an elf who's on the warpath." - Endora

  • "But if that mother of yours ever pulls a stunt like that again, I'm gonna use a little magic of my own. Make a few of her teeth disappear." - Darrin

  • "And no jury will convict you." - Samantha

  • "Darrin is a marvelous human being." - Samantha

  • "Oh, that's a terrible thing to say about anyone." - Endora

  • "For a while there, it was kind of hard to tell which witch was which." - Samantha

  • "I'm married to a witch. A real live house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring, card-carrying witch." - Darrin

  • "How would you like to spend your wedding night with a bull frog? - Endora

  • "Sam, don't expect your mother to be gracious. She doesn't do imitations." - Darrin

Magical Bewitched Quotes

  • "When I think of you as a blood relative, I long for a transfusion." - Uncle Arthur

  • "Gladys, let's play house. You be the door and I'll shut you." - Abner

  • "You know, this has been the strangest morning. First Darrin starts asking ridiculous questions and then you pop in like Lady Macbeth doing the neglected mother bit." - Samantha

  • "When I think of you as a blood relative, I long for a transfusion." - Uncle Author

  • "I know I'm a little vague at times, but on the other hand, when I forget something, I'm definite." - Aunt Clara

  • "Samantha, you know if you'd married one of those nice warlocks that were crazy about you, none of this would have happened." - Endora

  • "I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do." - Endora

  • "You bring him back or I'll make your life miserable for you. And you know I can do it. I'll move in with you." - Endora

  • "As I was saying, there are times when being a witch can be very satisfying." - Samantha

  • "We are quicksilver, a fleeting shadow, a distant sound...our home has no boundaries beyond which we cannot pass. We live in music, in a flash of color...we live on the wind and in the sparkle of a star." - Endora

Great Bewitched Quotes

  • "So my wife's a witch. Every married man has to make some adjustment." - Darrin

  • "You have personally set back the mother-in-law business 200 years!" - Darrin

  • "Where there's a witch, there's a way, you know." - Aunt Clara

  • "Try to understand, Derring, you're only a mortal. No offense." - Uncle Arthur

  • "I don't drink any more. Of course, I don't drink any less, either!" - Rex

  • "You lay a lip on me and I'll put you in orbit for the rest of your life!" - Endora

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