Quiz: Only 1 in 50 People Can Ace This Nursing Slang Test. Can You?

Every nurse has dealt with a PITA.

 Mar 25, 2017
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Question: 1/12What is a "frequent flyer"?

A nurse that runs around a lot
A visiting doctor
A regular patient in the hospital

Question: 2/12"Chart dehiscence" happens when ______.

you lose you stethoscope
you need assistance with a patient
the chart and its content fall out of place

Question: 3/12PITA stands for _______.

Prime In the Armchair
Perfect In The Agonies
Pain In The Arse

Question: 4/12What is a "boyfriend"?

The cute little old men that are a joy to take care of
A stethoscope

Question: 5/12What is a "stream team"?

The patient's family
A team of urologists
A person that needs assistance

Question: 6/12What is a "professional patient"?

A family member
Someone that fakes an illness
Someone that hates going to the doctor

Question: 7/12What does it mean if the patient is "fighting Darwin"?

They are refusing essential treatment through stubbornness
They are really nice
They like to go for walks

Question: 8/12What is a "lantern test"?

To shine a pen light into a patient's mouth
Providing bedside care
A test to see if the doctor is meeting

Question: 9/12"Dyscopia" refers to ________.

someone with a fear of spiders
a nurse that is having a hard time in school
patients or relatives having difficulty in coping

Question: 10/12"Young invisibles" refers to ______.

patients to visit at home
uninsured twenty-somethings
babies who cry all the time

Question: 11/12"NPS" stands for _______.

Nude Postgraduate School
Net Promoter Score
New Parent Syndrome

Question: 12/12"FTF" stand for ______.

Forever to Fail
Failure to Fly
For Treatment Farts
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