Hilarious '50 Nerds of Grey' Tweets Are Better Than ’Fifty Shades'
Saucy tweets to turn you off and on again.
Few contemporary "novels" have been parodied quite as much as Fifty Shades of Grey. We've had Fifty Sheds of Grey, Fifty Shades of O.J, and Fifty Shades of Black just to name a few. Hilarious. All of them. But of all the variations that we've come across so far (no pun intended), none come close to being as funny as 50 Nerds of Grey.
The Twitter account has amassed over 200k followers and it's easy to see why when you read the nerd-infused erotica. It's totally safe for work so you can read it at your desk. The only thing you have to worry about is having to explain to your boss why you're laughing so much. So for those of you who complain about the Fifty Shades trilogy, don't. After all, we wouldn't have comedy brilliance like this without it.
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'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
As he emerged from the dungeon, battered and bruised, he knew he should never have suggested a JK Rowling/Piers Morgan role play night.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 15, 2017
As he lay there bound and gagged for the entire weekend he regretted choosing Moonlight as his safe word.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 27, 2017
'So' she said, entering his bedroom 'This is where the magic happens'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) October 31, 2016
'Oh yes' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses.#trickortreat
"So," she said, pressing her body against his, "I hear you're a player."— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) January 30, 2017
"Oh yes," he grinned. "Zelda, Warcraft, Scrabble, take your pick."
'Hurt me!' she begged, leaning over the dining table expectantly.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) December 25, 2016
'OK,' he replied, 'Your turkey's too dry and your sprouts are overcooked.'
"Take me to heaven!" she cried.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) December 30, 2016
"I'd love to" he said, "But it's an artificial construct designed to assuage man's guilt and fear of death."
"Say bad things to me," she begged, "Terrible, unforgivable things!"— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) December 17, 2016
"OK," he said, "Rogue One isn't as good as The Phantom Menace."
He loved his girlfriend.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 14, 2017
She was like the square root of minus one - mysterious, sought after by millions . . . and imaginary.#Valentines
"Ouch!" she cried as she walked all over him in her bare feet.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 13, 2017
It wasn't easy being Lego Batman's dominatrix.
"But I'm so confused!" she said, biting her lip as she stared deeply into his smouldering eyes. "Is the plural of Batman Batmans or Batmen?"— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 13, 2017
She bent over, slowly parted her lips and closed them but nothing happened.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) January 2, 2017
He sighed sadly. Mariah Carey role play night was a bad idea.
"So," he asked coolly, "Are you ready to play?"— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) December 31, 2016
"Play what?" she teased, eyeing the erect wood between his legs.
"Quidditch!" he exclaimed.
"Thank God it's nearly over!" she cried. "That was the most painful thing I've ever experienced! What was it called?"— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) December 29, 2016
"2016," he replied.
"Make me feel used, dirty and ashamed!" she begged.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) December 11, 2016
"All right," he said, and took her to the Apple Store.
"Do me!" she cried, reclining on his bed. "Do me now!"— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) December 2, 2016
"OK," he replied, "But I'd better warn you, I'm not very good at impressions."
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