Dear Men: 9 Reasons Why Your Woman Is Basically A Magical Unicorn Saint

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Dude, she smells like freakin' hope and rainbows.

1. She can ACTUALLY create other HUMANS.

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Literally NEW PEOPLE ...

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I could stop there, but there's more.

2. She doesn't sweat, she “glows”

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3. She smells like freakin' hope and rainbows.

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4. She pulls off your clothes better than you.

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5. AND, can walk in heels.

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Slay girl, slay

6. She was born with the multi-tasking gene.

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7. Multiple orgasms ...

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8. She often ignores your male stupidity, because she loves you.

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9. And most importantly, she's always there when you need her most.

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