Dear Men: 9 Reasons Why Your Woman Is Basically A Magical Unicorn Saint
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Dude, she smells like freakin' hope and rainbows.
1. She can ACTUALLY create other HUMANS.
Literally NEW PEOPLE ...
I could stop there, but there's more.
2. She doesn't sweat, she “glows”
3. She smells like freakin' hope and rainbows.
4. She pulls off your clothes better than you.
5. AND, can walk in heels.
Slay girl, slay
6. She was born with the multi-tasking gene.
7. Multiple orgasms ...
8. She often ignores your male stupidity, because she loves you.
9. And most importantly, she's always there when you need her most.
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