17 Things That Scream You're From The Ozarks!

["travel", "pop culture", "Ozarks"]
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"In the spirit of comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s famous “you might be a redneck” series, this goes out to the great citizens of the Ozarks." - Doug Davidson, The Houston Herald

#1. If you’ve ever used your windshield wipers when it wasn’t raining.

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Because moisture from humidity is making it hard to see.

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You definitely might be from the Ozarks!

#2. If you’ve ever started your day wearing a winter jacket...

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only to finish it in shorts and a T-shirt (or vice-versa)

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Yeah! .... you might be from the Ozarks!

#3. If you own five guns that use four different calibers of ammunition,

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and have only fired two of them in the past three years, you might be from the Ozarks.

#4 If your two favorite beers are a craft brew nobody knows and Bud Light.

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#5. If you’ve never been to the ocean, but visit the lake.

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#6. If you rarely say the word “river” without also saying “float."

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#7. If you have three horses you call “pasture pets”

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And you haven’t been horseback riding in five years, you might be from the Ozarks

#8. If your driveway is hard labor once a year because of water damage.

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#9. If you like reciting lines from the movie “The Outlaw Josie Wales."

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and you make sure to watch it at least once a year, you might be from the Ozarks.

#10. If you’ve ever eaten at a restaurant where they throw rolls at you

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OR serve “fresh water catfish.”

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#11. If you know what a goggle-eye is.

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#12. If you enjoy going gigging in freezing cold winter weather.

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#13. If you have paid to see a demolition derby,

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But you would never pay to attend a figure skating competition or opera, you might be from the Ozarks!

#14. If you regularly use an analog radio AND a smart phone.

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#15. If you know someone who has had a deer in their house.

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#16. If you’ve ever plucked a tick from your arm while watching TV.

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#17. If you live in one of the best places in the world ....

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That also has super nice people and more natural beauty than just about anywhere else in the world..... then you might be from the Ozarks.