15 Totally Savage Comebacks For When People Say Horoscopes Are Fake
How many people have told you that horoscopes are fake? Don't listen to them!
#1
Well, you're fake!
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#2
Then you must not believe in planets...
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#3
You must be pretty scared of the future then if you don't want to know what's going to happen...
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#4
Then what do you think astrologist do?
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#5
That's because the stars want you to believe that!
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#6
Sure, not all predictions are right. How often are you right? Less often then the stars probably.
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#7
It's not a business for money making! Some astrologist don't even get paid!
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#8
Then why do some many people live by it and believe in it?
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#9
You're clueless, and a know-at-all.
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#10
What's your sign? I didn't know there was a sign that was so stubborn and negative like you!
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#11
You probably don't understand horoscopes because you haven't completely gotten to understand yourself.
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#12
Sure, the predictions aren't based on solid proof, but enough people will back them up. You just just don't have an open mind.
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#13
Each sign has its own personality trait. Yours must be stupid and close minded. Not that you would know that because, well, you don't read your horoscope!
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#14
Horoscope studies have dated back a million years. You think people have been making stuff up for years and years?
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#15
STOP BEING SUCH A DEBBY DOWNER AND READ YOUR HOROSCOPE! You will need it someday!
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