19 Chandler Bing Quotes That Will Have You Laughing For Hours


“What a small world! And yet, I never run into Beyonce."

Friends will always be there for you, even when it's not raining. The throwback NBC show may have ended in 2003, but it's still as hilarious as ever. If you're sad, having a bad, fighting the flu, or just are in desperate need of Netflix binge, a Friends marathon will always do the trick. As they always say, laughter is the best medicine and we owe so much our laughter to Friends. The adventures of Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel always keep us on our toes and never fail to bring a smile to our face. So much of that laughter however, comes from the greatness and hilarity that is Chandler Bing.

If you go look on Wikipedia right now, Chandler Bing from the coveted show Friends has many nicknames: Ringo, Chauncey, Mondler, The Dropper, Shaw-La-La, Sir-Limps-A-Lot, and my personal all time favorite, Miss Chanandaler Bong. He may be a man of many names, but Chandler will forever be one of the funniest characters on television. He's witty, he's sarcastic, and he's absolutely hilarious.

Chandler's one liners are always on point and always have us laughing for hours. Chandler Muriel Bing is the king of sarcasm, the best at deprecating jokes, and has the greatest dance moves. He may not be a transponster, but he's your favorite statistical analysis and data reconfigurator turned marketing copywriter -- "Crackers. Because cheese needs a buddy!"

Chandler: “I got to get back to talking to your parents. They’re telling us all about they adopted you.”

Kid: “What?! I’m adopted?!”

“All right. Rock, paper, scissors for who has tell the whore to leave.”

“All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men.”

"I've had a very long, hard day."

“What must it be like not to be ripped by fear and self-loathing.”

"I tend to keep talking till somebody stops me.”

“Let me think, let me think. Oh, I don’t care.”

“I’m not ‘blah,’I am a hoot!”

“Let her know I like her? Are you insane?”

“What’s wrong with me? Ooh, don’t open that door.”

“What a small world! And yet, I never run into Beyonce.”

Chandler: “WHUPAH!

Ross: What’s “whupah”?

Chandler: “You know, whipped, WHUPAH!”

Joey: “That’s not whipped Whipped is whushhh!”

Chandler: “That’s what I said, WHUPAH!”


“So you guys in the movie or you just really paranoid?”

“Nice camouflage. For a minute, there, I almost didn’t see you.”

Ross: “Hi…”

Chandler: “Hold on there’s something different.”

Ross: “I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.”

Chandler: “Was that place the sun?"

“You’d think that would embarrass me, but I’m maxed out.”

Frank Jr: “Hey, where is thing?” Frank Jr: “Chandler’s a girl!” Chandler: “Oh, God! Kindergarten flashback.”

“I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don’t say I don’t have goals!"

“You know what’s weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean,what is that about?"

Chandler Bing, we love you.

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