15 Betty White Quotes That Will Have You Laughing For Hours

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"Vodka is a kind of hobby."

A great woman once said: if the guy's a cutie you better tap that booty! Those wise words come from the incredible and hilarious actress Betty White, who has had a career that has spanned 75 years, winning her eight Emmy Awards, three SAG awards, and even a Grammy.

Betty White is probably the greatest 95-year-old out there and who you secretly wish was your own grandmother from another mother. With the dirtiest mouth you have ever seen come out of a white haired, pint sized older woman, she shocks us with her jokes and always has us laughing for hours. She's witty, she's crude, she's one of a kind. Thank you Betty White, for always making us LOL.

“Vodka is a kind of hobby.”

"I really don't care with whom you sleep, I just care with what kind of decent human being you are."

"The older you get the better you get unless you're a banana."

“I look out in this audience, and I see so many famous faces. And I’ve quite a few. Maybe had a couple.”

“I don’t understand how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much!”

“I think it’s your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that’s a waste of a lovely life. ‘Oh…I’m 30, oh, I’m 40, oh, 50. Make the most of it.”

“It’s your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.”

“Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you’re ugly.”

“Don’t try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won’t live long enough to find out about, but I’m still curious about them. You know people who are already saying, ‘I’m going to be 30 - oh, what am I going to do?’ Well, use that decade! Use them all!”

“Animals are near and dear to my heart, and I’ve devotedly life to trying to improve their lives.”

“All creatures must learn to coexist. That’s the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can’t mate or the mice would explode.”

“I’m not a big cook. l only go in the kitchen to feed my dog.”

“Oh, I love to laugh. Laughing is the best thing you can do, and fortunately, your friends can make you laugh.”

“My muffin hasn’t had a cherry since 1939.”

“I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot.”

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