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15 Betty White Quotes That Will Have You Laughing For Hours

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"Vodka is a kind of hobby."

A great woman once said: if the guy's a cutie you better tap that booty! Those wise words come from the incredible and hilarious actress Betty White, who has had a career that has spanned 75 years, winning her eight Emmy Awards, three SAG awards, and even a Grammy.

Betty White is probably the greatest 95-year-old out there and who you secretly wish was your own grandmother from another mother. With the dirtiest mouth you have ever seen come out of a white haired, pint sized older woman, she shocks us with her jokes and always has us laughing for hours. She's witty, she's crude, she's one of a kind. Thank you Betty White, for always making us LOL.

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“Vodka is a kind of hobby.”

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"I really don't care with whom you sleep, I just care with what kind of decent human being you are."

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"The older you get the better you get unless you're a banana."

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“I look out in this audience, and I see so many famous faces. And I’ve quite a few. Maybe had a couple.”

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“I don’t understand how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much!”

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“I think it’s your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that’s a waste of a lovely life. ‘Oh…I’m 30, oh, I’m 40, oh, 50. Make the most of it.”

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“It’s your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.”

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“Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you’re ugly.”

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“Don’t try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won’t live long enough to find out about, but I’m still curious about them. You know people who are already saying, ‘I’m going to be 30 - oh, what am I going to do?’ Well, use that decade! Use them all!”

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“Animals are near and dear to my heart, and I’ve devotedly life to trying to improve their lives.”

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“All creatures must learn to coexist. That’s the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can’t mate or the mice would explode.”

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“I’m not a big cook. l only go in the kitchen to feed my dog.”

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“Oh, I love to laugh. Laughing is the best thing you can do, and fortunately, your friends can make you laugh.”

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“My muffin hasn’t had a cherry since 1939.”

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“I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot.”


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