Quiz: Who Said It? Golden Girls Version! (Only True Fans Will Pass)

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Take this quiz to see how well you know the characters from the Golden Girls! Can you tell which quote belongs to Dorothy, Blanche, Sophia or Rose?

 May 19, 2018

1 of 18Who said it?

"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping."
Blanche
Dorothy
Sophia

2 of 18Who said it?

"People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass."
Dorothy
Sophia
Rose

3 of 18Who said it?

"I love you as much as I could any dry cleaner."
Sophia
Blanche
Dorothy

4 of 18Who said it?

"I’m jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo."
Blanche
Dorothy
Rose

5 of 18Who said it?

"There's just something I don't like about him. I can't put my finger on it, but if I did, I'd have to wash it."
Blanche
Rose
Sophia

6 of 18Who said it?

"Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy! – And so are you, in anything backless."
Rose
Sophia
Blanche

7 of 18Who said it?

"Well, nobody ever believes me when I'm telling the truth. I guess it's the curse of every devastating beautiful woman."
Rose
Blanche
Sophia

8 of 18Who said it?

"Good night, Rose! Go to sleep, honey! Pray for brains!"
Blanche
Dorothy
Sophia

9 of 18Who said it?

"I know I told you where babies come from, but did I ever mention where they come OUT?"
Sophia
Dorothy
Blanche

10 of 18Who said it?

"I'm wound up tighter than a girdle on a Baptist minister's wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast."
Dorothy
Blanche
Rose

11 of 18Who said it?

"This is like the Twilight Zone. Somehow we got on a train that ended up in Rose's mind."
Dorothy
Sophia
Blanche

12 of 18Who said it?

"Oh Dorothy, it's a second hand T-shirt with my name misspelled on it. Thank you!"
Rose
Blanche
Sophia

13 of 18Who said it?

"Must you always be so cheerful, you empty headed Mary Poppins knockoff."
Sophia
Rose
Blanche

14 of 18Who said it?

"I look like the mother of a Solid Gold dancer."
Blanche
Dorothy
Sophia

15 of 18Who said it?

"You said you were going to make 'em suffer. Don't you have to date a man to do that?"
Dorothy
Blanche
Rose

16 of 18Who said it?

"My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'"
Sophia
Blanche
Rose

17 of 18Who said it?

"Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?"
Blanche
Sophia
Dorothy

18 of 18Who said it?

"You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die."
Dorothy
Blanche
Rose
WOMEN.COM | Quiz Facts

This classic sitcom follows the antics of four strong, older women—Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia, and Rose—living together as roommates in Florida.

While the show had some hysterical, laugh-out-loud moments, it also dealt with weightier topics—unlike other sitcoms of the day—from homelessness to homosexuality. Over its run, it garnered legions of fans of all ages and, although it went off the air over twenty years ago, it still as popular as it was then. It has spawned countless parodies, a couple of spinoffs and there's even new version of the Golden Girls in the works—however, this time the Girls will be Boys.

The characters from Golden Girls have a special bond and are like family in that while they give each other a good-natured ribbing, they always have each other's backs when times are tough.

If you were a fan of the Golden Girls, you'll no doubt have a favorite Girl. Dorothy's intellect, Rose's optimism, Sophia's wit and Blanche's sensuality are just some of the stand-out qualities the Girls possess. While they seem different—too different to live together for any length of time, anyway—they blend, bond and riff off each other with no effort. That's just what friends do, isn't it?

So, if you're a fan of this particular "Fab Four," sit back, relax and take this quiz to see how well you know these Golden Girls characters from just one quote!