Only A True Southerner Can Finish All Of These Southern Phrases. Can You?

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If you're from the South, or are a Southerner in spirit, you'll have no problem completing these Southern phrases!

 Jun 27, 2018

1 of 18Choose Your Answer:

Give me some _________
Vinegar
Salt
Sugar

2 of 18Choose Your Answer:

Hold your _________
Sheep
Dogs
Horses

3 of 18Choose Your Answer:

If the _________ don't rise
River
Lake
Creek

4 of 18Choose Your Answer:

You're as slow as molasses in the _________
Summertime
Springtime
Wintertime

5 of 18Choose Your Answer:

There's not a pot too crooked that _________ wont fit
Lid
Chicken
Cupboard

6 of 18Choose Your Answer:

Hoot with the owls, soar with the _________
Birds
Eagles
Pigeons

7 of 18Choose Your Answer:

Were you raised in a _________?
On a farm
In a barn
In the woods

8 of 18Choose Your Answer:

You're making me lose my _________
Religion
Temper
Mind

9 of 18Choose Your Answer:

Well butter my butt and call me a _________
Biscuit
Muffin
Croissant

10 of 18Choose Your Answer:

I'm sweating more than a _________ in church
Nun
Sinner
Pastor

11 of 18Choose Your Answer:

There's more than one way to _________ a cat
Wash
Pet
Skin

12 of 18Choose Your Answer:

I'm _________ as a tick
Angry
Full
Annoying

13 of 18Choose Your Answer:

Whatever _________ your boat
Floats
Sinks
Steers

14 of 18Choose Your Answer:

_________ yo' mamma
Slap
Kiss
Hug

15 of 18Choose Your Answer:

_________ a rug
Fixin'
Cuttin'
Sweepin'

16 of 18Choose Your Answer:

_________ your roll
Eat
Bake
Slow

17 of 18Choose Your Answer:

You're a _________ mess
Cold
Hot
Real

18 of 18Choose Your Answer:

You have your feathers _________
Plucked
Ruffled
Pet
WOMEN.COM | Quiz Facts

The American South is known as a place of kind people, a rich culture, a rich history and, to outsiders, some of the most unusual slang in the country! You may leave the South but, the South NEVER leaves you and your way of speaking will reflect that wherever you go. Your character and your voice were created in the South, and your Southern charm takes you far—it shows in how you carry yourself and the adorably funny slang terms and phrases you frequently say that make everyone stop and take notice!

Southern slang is colorful, warm and mostly easy to understand—that is, if you're from the South! But some phrases and words confuse the heck out of the listener and make people who are not from the area scratch their heads and ask "what does that mean?" If you're a Southerner by birth or at heart, you'll be able to understand and use these colloquialisms properly! Do you know what it means when someone is "fixin'" to do something or what beverage southerners refer to as a "sweet tea"? Do you know what it means when something "doesn't amount to a hill of beans"? Lord willing, we sure hope you do!

So, grab a Coke, settle in on your porch swing and take this quiz to see how well you can answer the eighteen questions on Southern slang phrases and words. We know you can ace it, you're smart as all get out, bless your heart!