15 Instagram Captions That Prove You Love Vanderpump Rules

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Best Vanderpump Rules Instagram Quotes

Are you a fan of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules? If you love watching Lisa Vanderpump run her Beverly Hills restaurants and try to keep the peace with and between her gorgeous, young staffers, show your love for this wild show with some great Instagram captions! We've curated some of the cast's greatest and most shocking quotes for you to use on social media. For all things Vanderpump Rules, we've got you covered!

Good Vanderpump Rules Instagram Quotes

• "I can't cry because these eyelashes are mink." – Scheana Marie

• "You don't f**k with the champagne queen." – Stassi

• "Everyday is a good time to take your top off." – Lala Kent

• "You're not important enough to hate. Sit down." – Lisa Vanderpump

• "I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll have a pinot grigio." – Stassi

Great Vanderpump Rules Instagram Quotes

• "Honey, you're ratchet. Look at you." – James Kennedy

• "If I was sorry for it, I would've done it one time. But I did it twice." – Jax

• "Why am I paying these people? They should be paying me for therapy." – Lisa Vanderpump

•  She's a full-on, bunny boiler psycho." – Ariana Madix

• "It's not about the pasta!" – James Kennedy

Hilarious Insta Quotes From Vanderpump Rules

• "If I never would have done all of that douchebagging, I wouldn't be who I am today." – Jax

• "When it comes to this group, I can predict the future like Gandhi." – Jax

• "I am ride or f**ing die with those goat cheese balls. And white wine." –Stassi

• "I'll have a quarter of a glass of rose. I've had a long day." – Lisa Vanderpump

• "I am the devil. And don't you forget it."–Stassi