15 Kevin Quotes From ‘The Office’ You Totally Forgot He Said

Michael forcing Kevin to eat a piece of broccoli in The Office
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Kevin Malone quotes to get you through the work week!

Best Kevin Malone Quotes

All of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company were pretty distinct characters who offered hours of laughs and hijinks during the nine-season run of the popular NBC sitcom, "The Office". While Kevin Malone wasn't the most intelligent employee, he was one of the most relatable. He dreamed mostly not working, getting plenty of rest, and eating lots of food. Who hasn't sat in an office of their own, watching the clock and wishing they could do the very same thing? We've put together a list of Kevin Malone's greatest quotes for you to use on social media when you're feeling a little confined by your work environment!

Good Kevin Malone Quotes

• Put back everything in the vending machine, except the fruit.

• I love banter, but I hate witty banter.

• Nope it's not Ashton Kutcher, it's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart.

• C is for Suspension!

• You had me at ‘sex’.

Great Kevin Malone Quotes

• I go to the bathroom for 45 minutes and everything changes.

• This is a documentary? Ohhhh. I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo.

• Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?

• You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it.

• I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.

Hilarious Kevin Malone Quotes

• I love the smell of bacon on a woman.

• Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.

• I just want to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

• The only problem is whenever I try to make a taco, I get too excited and crush it.

• The people here are amazing debaters. I guess you can say they are master-baters.

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