23 Scarecrow Instagram Captions for Every Spooky Costume

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Scare up some Instagram captions for your costume!

Michelle Nati
Oct 02, 2018

Best Scarecrow Instagram Captions

Who doesn't love Halloween? This year, if you're planning on going as a scarecrow, we have the perfect Instagram captions to compliment your scary Halloween costume. On this and every holiday, Women.com has your Instagram needs covered! But if you're searching for additional Halloween quotes, or just need a few creepy ideas, we are your go-to for all things spooky!

Good Scarecrow Instagram Captions for Selfies

• Crop Cop.

• Just hanging around.

• I'm stuffed!

• Bird-scaring device.

• A-maize-ing!

• Hay there!

Great Scarecrow Instagram Captions with Friends

• I'm outstanding in my field.

• My favorite fruit is straw-berries.

• Scarecrow puns are pretty corny.

• Picked the short straw.

• Being a scarecrow is a no-brainer!

• This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans.

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Clever Insta Quotes For Scarecrows on Halloween

• "Every scarecrow has a secret ambition to terrorize."-Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

• "That proves you are unusual,' returned the Scarecrow; 'and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed."- L. Frank Baum

• "Life is populated with scarecrows—all those people and things that seem so scary and trouble our sleep. Isn't it nice to know that most of them turn out to be made of nothing but straw?"-Jerry Spinelli

• "That proves you are unusual,' returned the Scarecrow; 'and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed."- L.Frank Baum

• "When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!"- Jonathan Brandis

Funny Instagram Captions For Scarecrows

• It's a tough job, but I get a good celery.

• Styled my hair in cornrows.

• Willing to field questions.

• Playing the field.

• Just clutching at straws.

• Turnip the beet!