15 Divorce Instagram Captions to Celebrate Your New Freedom!

Sarah Jessica Parker in the HBO show Divorce
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Breaking up is hard to do!

Best Divorce Instagram Captions

Divorce is pretty common these days, and yes, it is serious. But it doesn't hurt to laugh at yourself now and again no matter what your relationship status is. We've curated some hilarious Instagram captions to get you through your break up with a smile. Sure, it's not an easy time for anyone, but we've got you covered for your next #divorceselfie!

Good Divorce Instagram Captions

• I used to be married, but I'm alright now

• Every end leads to a new beginning

• Whoever said money can't buy happiness has never paid for a divorce

• It's party time!

• Straight outta marriage

Great Divorce Instagram Captions

• World's greatest ex

• My ex had an awesome spouse

• Enjoy no longer having to pretend you like your in-laws

• Divorced AF

• I spell relief D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Hilarious Insta Quotes For Your Divorce

• The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce. – John Kenneth Galbraith

• I make mistakes, I'll be the second to admit it. – Jean Kerr

• Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. – Henny Youngman

• I wasn’t actually divorced. I was traded.– Tim Conway

• The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage. – Cher

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