23 Insane American Horror Story Instagram Captions

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What's not to love about American Horror Story? The Netflix series has captured viewers attention, not only for its totally creepy vibes, but its awesome acting and suspenseful storylines, some of which are rooted in real-life history! If you're looking the perfect American Horror Story Instagram captions, we've got you covered!

Whether you're searching for AHS quotes as perfect Instagram captions or you just want to relive every creepy moment from the show, here are our top picks for your Insta!

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#AHSApocalypse premieres TOMORROW.

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Good American Horror Story Instagram Captions for Selfies

• "So we're the Addams Family now."– Violet Harmon

• "Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil's gonna look right back at you."– Sister Jude

• "Don't be a hater, dear."– Myrtle Snow

• "Don't make me drop a house on you."– Fiona Goode

• "You know my motto: always leave them wanting more."– Elsa Mars

• "You see everything when the world doesn't see you."– Liz Taylor

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Shut Eye #AHSApocalypse

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Funny American Horror Story Instagram Captions

• "The world's not going to miss a bunch of assholes in Ed Hardy t-shirts."– Fiona Goode

• "Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."– Madison Montgomery

• "I'm not hungry...pretty stuffed on bullshit."– Violet

• "Messes are always forgiven. The first time."– Countess Elizabeth

• "Life is too short for so much sorrow."–Nora Montgomery

• "This Coven doesn't need a new Supreme. It needs a new rug."– Fiona Goode

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Shockwave #AHSApocalypse

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Clever Instagram Captions For American Horror Story

• "We are a Christian country. Everybody loves a resurrection."– Kai Anderson

• "Eternal life and all you can do with it is stuff your face and cry."– Fiona Goode

• "All monsters are human."– Sister Jude

• "Trust is the only thing that forges real partnership."– Kai Anderson

• "Goddesses don't speak in whispers. They scream."– Countess Elizabeth

• "Don't make me kill you... again."– Constance Langdon

Witty Instagram Captions For American Horror Story

•  "Enjoy your latte bitch."– Kai Anderson

• "Nothing shocks me; I went to Berkeley."– Sally Keffler

• "Do you own anything that's not from the Gap?"– Madison Montgomery

• "I'm a human voodoo doll." – Queenie

• "Mother always told me, never argue with a woman when she's angry."– Dandy Mott