10 Reasons Why America Should Build a Wall

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Who needs new friends anyway?

1. So Americans can finally get the bottom-of-the-barrel jobs they've always wanted

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2. To give street artists a HUGE canvas to work with

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I'm sure Trump would see all the beauty that his wall would bring.

3. Because wall-builders want to listen to the Frozen soundtrack, too

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"It doesn't have to be a wall...."

4. Because we can save money by building the women's wall 22% shorter than the men's wall

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To reflect the wage gap.

5. Because Americans hate making new friends

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You tell 'em, Pauly D!

6. So we can finally be 100% sure that El Chupacabra won't eat our animals

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Now all we have to do is worry about getting Big Foot back to Canada...

7. Because Americans know that there are plenty of other reasons for salt and lime...

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And Ross can finally be okay with admitting that he's definitely not fine.

8. Because we already know how to make tacos

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"Happy Cinco de Mayo! The best taco bowls are made at the Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!"

9. And anyway, if it's not a wall, it can be a white picket fence since that's what America is all about

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Where's Gatsby and his green light?

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Let's make America great again.