Best WandaVision Quotes

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“Don’t worry, darling. I have everything under control.”

Like millions of others... have you been watching and loving the new hit show, WandaVision, on Disney+? If you have been, that's probably why you're now here looking to relive some of the show's best moments through some of its best quotes! We certainly don't blame you. And if you haven't been watching WandaVision, these quotes might just convince you that it is definitely your next binge-worthy show!

The show's first season was an instant hit and many fans of the Marvel Universe and Avengers movies have soaked up this new iteration/continuation of the Marvel Universe. It was made up of eight different episodes, available weekly on Fridays. It was common for Disney+ to entirely crash as viewers flooded in to watch the episodes as soon as they dropped. Fans have a long wait ahead of them until there's any hope of a new season.

So if you're already missing Wanda, Vision and Agatha's quips, here's your chance to get your fill!

  • “But what is grief, if not love persevering?” — Vision
  • “In a real magic act everything is fake.” — Wanda
  • “Don’t worry, darling. I have everything under control.” — Wanda
  • “There are rules in life. We can’t rush aging just because it’s convenient. And we can’t reverse death.” — Wanda
  • “I’ve always been alone, so I don’t feel the lack. It’s all I’ve ever known.” — Vision
  • “It can’t all be sorrow, can it?” — Vision
  • “She was literally one split end from cutting her own bangs.” — Agnes
  • “Look, we’ve all been there, right? Letting our fear and anger get the best of us, intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created.” — Wanda
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  • “I don’t understand this power. But I will.” — Wanda
  • “Vision, this is our home.” — Wanda, “Then let’s fight for it.” — Vision
  • “We just don’t know what to expect. Will the baby be human or synthezoid? Little bit of both?” — Wanda
  • “It’s not like your dead husband can die twice.” — Pietro
  • “Can I help you creeper?” — Darcy
  • “You are my sadness and my hope. But mostly, you're my love.” — Wanda
  • “I’ve been feeling weird-ie all day.” — Vision
  • “Life moves pretty fast in the suburbs.” — Wanda
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  • “Vision is made from vibranium, they literally inherited tough skin.” — Wanda
  • “Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme. It’s your destiny to destroy the world.” — Agatha
  • “She’s your meat puppet, I just cut her strings.” — Agatha
  • “Handle the military, mom will be right back.” — Wanda
  • “I have what I want and no one will ever take it from me again.” — Wanda
  • “If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.” — Monica
  • “Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My Mother-in-Law was in town, so I wasn’t.” — Agnes
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  • “The urge to run from this feeling is powerful.” — Wanda
  • “I did not break your rules. They simply bent to my power.” — Agatha
  • “This is chaos magic Wanda, and that makes you the Scarlet Witch.” — Agatha
  • “You tied your family to this twisted world and now one can’t exist without the other.” — Agatha
  • “Thanks for the lesson…but I don’t need you to tell me who I am.” — Wanda
  • “I’ll give you the role you chose. The nosey neighbor.” — Wanda
  • “Halloween’s a magical holiday. All about family, friends, and the thrill of getting to be someone else for a day.” — Billy
  • “Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, you didn’t think you were the only magical girl in town, did you?” — Agatha
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  • “You have no idea what you’ve unleashed. You’re gonna need me.” — Agatha
  • “I’ll let you keep this pathetic little corner of the world all to yourself.” — Agatha
  • “And I was told you were powerful.” — White Vision
  • “They’ll never know what you sacrificed for them.” — Monica
  • “You’re not my neighbor. And you’re definitely not my friend. You are a stranger and an outsider.” — Wanda
  • It wasn’t so hard to fit in after all. And all we had to do was be ourselves." — Wanda, "Well, with a few modifications." — Vision
  • “I’m not what you say I am.” — Wanda
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  • “Do you think Wanda needs help in the kitchen? We haven’t any tidbits or tartlets out here, nary a pig in a blanket.” — Mrs. Hart
  • “Today, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions, because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe.” — Vision
  • “So you’re saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?” — Agent Woo
  • “Sometimes your dad and I aren’t on the same page, but that’s just temporary. Like the two of you, you might fight over toys, but he’s always going to be your brother. And he is always going to be yours. Because family is forever.” — Wanda
  • “Some things are forever.” — Wanda
  • “I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just… Endless nothingness.” — Wanda
  •  “And they lived happily ever after.” — Vision

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