Sorry, But If You're Not Southern, You’re Going To Fail This Quiz

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Whatcha gonna do when the crick runs dry?

If you're truly from the South, then you will have no problem acing this Southern challenge. Let's put your Southern knowledge to the test!

 Apr 18, 2018

1 of 18Pick the correct answer!

Which of the following expressions is used to denote anger?
He's tighter than a bull’s ass at fly time.
He's got a burr in his saddle.
She's lost as last year's Easter egg.

2 of 18Pick the correct answer!

The expression, 'He's about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule,' denotes:
Laziness
Wisdom
Bad character

3 of 18Pick the correct answer!

Finish the expression: Well butter my butt and call me a _____.
Maggot
Biscuit
Honey

4 of 18Pick the correct answer!

'I'll knock you into the middle of next week looking both ways for _____!'
Friday
Sunday
Monday

5 of 18Pick the correct answer!

'Faster than a hot knife through ____.'
Ice Cream
Pie
Butter

6 of 18Pick the correct answer!

If it's cold, you'd hear someone say, 'Colder than a well digger's butt in _____.'
January
November
December

7 of 18Pick the correct answer!

What green plant, used in Southern cooking, is also known as "lady's fingers"?
Cucumber
Green Beans
Okra

8 of 18Pick the correct answer!

What would you use a koozie for?
A cold drink
For your feet
To tie up one's hair

9 of 18Pick the correct answer!

What are britches?
Pants
Hammer
People with a bad attitude

10 of 18What would you call this?

versacart.com
Wheelie
Buggy
Shopping cart

11 of 18Pick the correct answer!

People who live above the Virginia line are referred to as?
Druthers
Yankees
Wildlings

12 of 18Pick the correct answer!

Bread basket could also refer to as:
Someone's income
Bait
Someone's stomach

13 of 18Pick the correct answer!

If you're gussied up, that means:
You're having butterflies
You're gushing
You're dressed up

14 of 18What would you call this?

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Clicker
TV tuner
Remote control

15 of 18Pick one!

Which of the following means fancy or pompous?
Highfalutin'
Fetchin
Cattywampus

16 of 18Pick one!

Which of the following terms mean a disturbance or commotion?
Skedaddle
Ruckus
Whup

17 of 18Pick one!

Complete the phrase: "It doesn't amount to a hill of _____"
Tomatoes
Beans
Sheep

18 of 18Pick the correct answer!

Where can you find a minnow?
In the garden
A pond
On someone's head
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