Quiz: You'll Only Pass This Slang Test On Your First Try If You're A Nurse

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 Sep 29, 2017

1 of 15Pick one!

What is FMP syndrome?
Fluff My Pillow
Fishing for More Pills
Family Means Pain

2 of 15Pick one!

How about FTF?
Friday to Friday
Failure to Fly
Fracture Tailbone Femur

3 of 15Pick one!

When a patient is a rotator, that means ____.
They can't stay put
They rotate nurses frequently
They're in and out of the facility

4 of 15Pick one!

What does it mean when a patient is a 'Jack in the Box'?
A patient who can’t stand or walk yet insists on trying
A patient who reports new symptoms each time
A patient who loves to scare

5 of 15Pick one!

What does 'crispies' mean?
An obese patient
A patient who is a tanning booth victim
A patient who was involved in a cooking accident

6 of 15Pick one!

What do you call a patient with multiple health problems?
Jack in the Box

7 of 15Pick one!

To shine a pen light in a patient’s mouth and see their eyes light up is called a:
Lantern test
Firefly test
Flashlight test

8 of 15Pick one!

When someone has a a jimmy leg, this means:
They have a broken leg
They have shaky legs
They have uneven leg lengths

9 of 15Pick one!

Pothole sign is a clinical sign of acute _______.
Chronic pain

10 of 15Pick one!

What does NPS stand for:
New Pediatric Syndrome
New Patient Syndrome
New Parent Syndrome

11 of 15Pick one!

What's a frequent flyer?
A patient who always gets injured overseas
A patient who keeps falling down
A regular patient in the hospital who often seeks medical attention

12 of 15Pick one!

Which of the following is a short medical slang for a sudden seizure attack?

13 of 15Pick one!

What's a vent jockey?
A speech therapist
Respiratory therapist

14 of 15Pick one!

___________ is another term for constipation or having difficulty in passing stools.
Stream team
Chocolate hostage

15 of 15Pick one!

Code ______ is a call to clean up a patient from his own stools.
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