Quiz: Only A True Country Outlaw Will Pass This Southern Test. Will You?

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Are you Southern enough to pass this quiz?

Are you from the South? Are you well-versed with Southern slang? If so, put your knowledge to the test with this fun and informative quiz!

 Nov 21, 2018

1 of 18Name The Song:

"I fell down down down and the flames went higher, and it burns burns burns"
Gunpowder and Lead - Miranda Lambert
Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash
Humble and Kind - Dierks Bentley

2 of 18Name This Southern Food:

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tomato soup
minestrone
gumbo

3 of 18Choose Your Answer:

Which of these is NOT traditionally Southern?
Pizza
Fried chicken and waffles
Sweet tea

4 of 18Choose Your Answer:

What do you call the device you use to change channels on the TV?
The clicker
The remote control
The controller

5 of 18Choose Your Answer:

What is a "pocketbook"?
a backpack
a type of pants
a purse

6 of 18Choose Your Answer:

Which of the following expressions means extreme exhaustion?
As fast as a tick
Wetter than a hen
Rode hard and put away wet

7 of 18Choose Your Answer:

When it comes to receiving gifts, only one rule applies:
You must send a thank you note
You must bake them a pie
You must invite them to the next shindig

8 of 18Choose Your Answer:

What are you most likely drinking at the Derby?
Dirty martini
Cosmopolitan
A mint julep

9 of 18Choose Your Answer:

What is a 'buggy'?
A dead insect
A shopping cart
A small car

10 of 18Choose Your Answer:

What does the expression '"Three sheets to the wind" mean?
Drunk
Adventurous
Cold

11 of 18Choose Your Answer:

Pick the closest meaning to 'I reckon.'
I suppose
I support
I assume

12 of 18Choose Your Answer:

"Tan your hide" means:
Hide your money
To punish
Reveal your secrets

13 of 18True or False:

Mayonnaise is preferred over miracle whip in the south.
True
False

14 of 18Choose Your Answer:

What is the preferred beverage of a true Southern Belle?
Iced tea
Coffee
Coke

15 of 18Choose Your Answer:

What does "Bein' ugly" mean?
Putting on too much makeup
Copying someone's style
Misbehaving

16 of 18Choose Your Answer:

"Doesn't have a pot to piss in" usually means:
You're mean
You're broke
You're forgiving

17 of 18Choose Your Answer:

If you're eyeballs are floating, you need:
To sleep
To eat
To use the restroom

18 of 18True or False:

Bless your heart can be used an insult.
False
True
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