Quiz: Do You Remember All The Greatest Miranda Bailey Quotes Of All Time?

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This trivia quiz will test your knowledge on how well you remember the greatest Miranda Bailey quotes of all time from ABC's Grey's Anatomy.

 Jun 27, 2021

1 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to George O’Malley)

“O’Malley, stop lookin' at my _______”
Va-jay-jay
Shoes
Boobs

2 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to her interns)

“You're interns, ______, nobodies, bottom of the surgical food chain”
Baby chicks
Wannabes
Grunts

3 of 17Pick your answer!

Who was Miranda speaking to when she said, "The vajayjay is undiscovered country."
Arizona Robbins
Ben Warren
Callie Torres

4 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to her interns)

“The ____ patient better not be dead when I get there.”
Senile
Living
Dying

5 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to her interns)

“No one holds a _____ until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins."
Knife
Fork
Scalpel

6 of 17Pick your answer!

Who was Miranda speaking to when she said, "Find a man that is interested in fistulas.”
Teddy, Lexie and Maggie
Teddy, Mark and Callie
Teddy, Cristina and Meredith

7 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Richard Webber)

I thought you told me to keep the ______ under control!?"
Surgeries
Animals
Daycare

8 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Derek, Mark, Addison & Preston)

“I need... I need to believe in something the way I used to _______. Sign the papers!“
Love you guys
Want to be the chief
Believe in you all

9 of 17Pick your answer!

Who was Miranda speaking to when she said, “Alex Karev is not the boy you want to take your maiden voyage with."
Lucy Fields
Sadie Harris
April Kepner

10 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Richard Webber)

“I'm pregnant, you _____ moron.”
Dumb
Idiot
Blind

11 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Callie Torres)

“OK, first of all, you do not need the law or a priest or your mother to make your _____ real.”
Relationship
Honeymoon
Wedding

12 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Derek Shepherd)

“Look, you are white, but your baby is black. Do your _______!"
Baby's hair
Son’s hair
Mama’s hair

13 of 17Pick your answer!

Who was Miranda speaking to when she said, “You don't get to talk anymore. You don't get to talk ever again."
Meredith Grey
Cristina Yang
Izzie Stevens

14 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Ben Warren)

“I’m busy holding myself together with tape and ____."
Paste
Scissors
Glue

15 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to Richard Webber)

“I’m short, so my punches _______.”
Miss
Land low
Don’t reach

16 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to her interns)

“Which one of you left your damn ______ on my surgical floor?”
Drawers
Socks
Shirt

17 of 17Fill in the Blank! (Miranda speaking to her interns)

The dying patient better not be dead when I get there. ___________, you woke me up for no reason."
Not only will you have killed someone
Not only will you have called in an entire OR staff
Not only will you have paged Richard Webber
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