16 Perfect Wednesday Addams Quotes for Instagram Captions

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A little sound advice from Wednesday Addams never hurt anyone, right?

The Best Instagram Captions for Wednesday Addams Quotes

There's no denying that Wednesday Addams is #goals! The Addams Family movies and TV shows have always been a blast with memorable characters, but it's Wednesday that has the most memorable lines. Which is why we've rounded up 16 Wednesday Addams quotes for Instagram captions that are the perfect choice for your upcoming Instagram posts!

Great Instagram Captions for Wednesday Addams Quotes

• "I'm going to electrocute him."

• "Be afraid. Be very, very afraid."

• "And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground."

• "This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else."

Clever Instagram Captions for Wednesday Addams Quotes

• "If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught."

• I hate everything.

• "I'll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul."

• "Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that."

Fun Instagram Captions for Wednesday Addams Quotes

• "I knew it! You are a fake!"

• "Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities."

• "Don't be a baby. I know what I'm doing."

• "I'm not perky."

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Good Instagram Captions for Wednesday Addams Quotes

• "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"

• "You severely underestimate my apathy."

• "We don't hug."

• "So I'll have to prove my power."