18 Badass Snake Instagram Captions

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Suspiciously good snake Instagram captions!

18 Badass Snake Instagram Captions

As far as pets go, snakes aren't for everyone, but those that love snakes really love them! And there's nothing wrong with that! Snakes make great pets and, to celebrate your love of snakes, we've created a list of snake Instagram captions.

Snakes make interesting pets because they're so different than the average dog, cat, hamster, or rabbit. 

They aren't covered in fur (or even feathers) and don't have legs, but that doesn't mean that they're unlovable! Of course, snake owners know this and, to help celebrate your love of the reptile, we've created a list of 18 incredible snake Instagram captions for you to read through.   

Whether you're checking out some snake eyes captions or you want to capture yourself holding a snake, hopefully these captions help provide a little inspiration for your next Instagram photo of your adorable pet!

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Good Snake Instagram Captions

• "A snake knows more about what is happening around than any other creature, because it has no ears to listen to gossip only direct perception." -Jaggi Vasudev

• A dog will look away when it's done wrong, but a snake will look you right in the eyes.

• "The snake will always bite back." -Jake Roberts

• Favorite pet? Danger noodle!

• "I am like a snake who has already bitten. I retreat from a direct battle while knowing the slow effect of the poison." -Anais Nin

• I want to learn to knit so I can make sweaters for my snake! 

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Cute Instagram Captions for Snakes

• "We go through life. We shed our skins. We become ourselves." -Patti Smith

• Life is short - spoil your snake!

• The fear of snakes is cultivated. We aren't born with it.

• Snakes are friends, not fangs!

• How do you measure a snake? In inches because they don't have any feet!

• "There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him." -Jacob M. Braude  

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Funny Snake Captions for Insta

• While you weren't paying attention, this snake successfully stole your heart.

• I love this snake more than most people.

• "When the grass is cut, the snakes will show." -Jay-Z, "Blue Print"

• "It's not the bite of the snake that kills you, it's the poison left behind." -Tom Callos

• Snakes are just as cuddly as cats and dogs!

• "Every great story seems to begin with a snake." -Nicolas Cage