21 Milkshake Instagram Captions That Bring All the Boys to the Yard

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These milkshake Instagram captions are almost as sweet as the real thing!

The Best Milkshake Instagram Captions

Milkshakes are the perfect dessert! They're cold, delicious, nostalgic, and you can make them pretty much any flavor you like. These milkshake Instagram captions, featuring a few pop culture references along with cute quotes, are perfect for all milkshake lovers to use on Instagram.

Cute Milkshake Captions for Instagram

• Keep calm and drink a milkshake.

• "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." -Wally Lamb

• What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake!

• I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and all the boys keep showing up in my yard.

• Happiness is making milkshakes together.

• My mind says model, but my heart says milkshakes and pizza.

Good Instagram Captions for Milkshakes

• If you date me, know that I don't share my milkshake.

• Just want someone cute to drink milkshakes with.

• Some days you win and some days you get your souls pureed and served to you in a melancholy milkshake. -Welcome to Night Vale

• "She believed in a one milkshake, two straws kind of love." -Anna White

• As a lactose intolerant, I drink my milkshakes dairy free.

Clever Milkshake Instagram Captions

• French fries, cheeseburgers, milkshakes

• "What a great word. Milkshake." -The Perks of Being a Wallflower

• When life gets tough, 'shake it.

• Happiness is a chocolate milkshake.

• Don't cry me a river, cry me a milkshake.

Funny Milkshake Insta Captions

• "Goddamn, that's a pretty f**ing good milkshake." -Pulp Fiction*

• All you need is love (and milkshakes).

• Here's to unexpected adventures, deep kisses, and banana milkshakes.

• When life gives you strawberries and ice cream, make milkshakes.

• How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick!