GTL Every Day With These 36 Jersey Shore Instagram Captions
Hair gel, the beach, weave, tanning, partying, and more: Jersey Shore has it all! Love it or hate, Jersey Shore and all its spin-offs is a guilty pleasure of many. Check out our list of 36 *Jersey Shore Instagram captions full of awesome hilarious quotes and relatable caption ideas!
The first season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation just ended and we're all eagerly awaiting season 2! It has been a blast to see the cast as they are now - a few years older, some of them with families, but still human. Season 2 will air in August and will be Las Vegas this time around. Vinny Guadagnino told TV Insider that, "Miami looked like a merry-go-round and friendly little adventure compared to what is happening."
Whoa! What does that mean?! It seems we will have to wait and see! Until then, take a look at our list of Jersey Shore quotes for Instagram captions. Hopefully it will help fill the void in your heart in the meantime!
Best Jersey Shore Quotes for Instagram Captions
• “The party’s over. What am I gonna do with my life now?” -Snooki
• Fist pump till your arms fall off!
• “I mean, I know I’m not the brightest crayon box, but this isn’t rocket scientist.” -Deena
• “This woman is not a grenade, this woman is an atomic bomb.” -Pauly D
• “STD - stop the drama.” -Pauly D
• “Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore. Never ever.” -Ronnie
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Funny Jersey Shore Instagram Captions
• “You don’t even look Italian!” -Sammi
• Where’s the beach? I need to tan!
• “Your mom’s been drunk dialing me all day.” -JWoww
• “It’s not Halloween, I’m not handing out candy for free. Like you need a golden ticket to get into these drawers.” -Deena
• “I didn’t know the seriousness of the missing crocodile.” -Mike "The Situation"
• "Cabs are here!!" -Pauly D
Good Instagram Captions from Jersey Shore
• “The seaside’s so beautiful. Look at the garbage.” -Pauly D
• “Vinnie’s in purple pants and I don’t know how I feel about it.” -Sammie
• “Same shit, different toilet.” -JWoww
• “This isn’t law school; this is a T-shirt shop.” -Snooki
• “We’re beating up the beat. That’s what we say when we are doing our fist pump.” -Pauly D
• “JWoww and her boobies are going to Italy.” -JWoww
• “You shouldn’t have to change or any man - you find a man who will accept you.” JWoww
• “Is there a moon in this country?” -Snooki
• “Honestly, like, I’m sick. When you’re sick, like, honestly, like.” -Angelina
• “1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a prank war!” -Pauly D
• “You need sucky things in life to make you stronger.” -Vinny
• “First impressions are everything. So you got to stay fresh to death, I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.” -Pauly D
• “I am like a preying mantis. After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off.” -JWoww
• “A leopard never sheds his stripes.” -Deena
• Anyone else wanna get wastey-pants and watch Jersey Shore reruns with me?
• “Look how romanitical that is.” -Sammi
• “I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and it’s like a boot.” -Snooki
• “It’s so hard to find a good man these days. That’s why I date women.” -Pauly D.
• I’m still not entirely sure I know what T-shirt time is.
• “Integrity means like shame. And if I have a lot of shame I have a lot of integrity.” -Deena
• "Tofu. I thought it was like touché. I didn't know it was a food." -Snooki
• “My hair is wind proof, water proof, soccer proof, motorcycle proof. I’m not sure if my hair is bullet proof. I’m not willing to try that.” -Pauly D.
• “I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the bridge." -Pauly D
• “How do you get the best results? GTL, baby. Gym. Tan. Laundry.” -The Situation