28 Bowling Instagram Captions That Are Right Up Your Alley!

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Bowl to your heart's content with these bowling Instagram captions!

28 Bowling Instagram Captions That Are Right Up Your Alley!


Whether you like to bowl in a league or just for fun on Friday nights, bowling is a blast! And to celebrate what an awesome sport it is, we created a list of 28 incredible bowling Instagram captions for you to use during your next bowling excursion!

It might sound a little bizarre, but bowling dates back to about 3200 BC years ago in Egypt! King Henry VIII was also a big fan of bowling and actually banned peasants from bowling except for Christmas so they wouldn't have so leisure time. It's pretty awesome to play a game knowing that it has been around for thousands of years!

Take a look at the list of bowling Instagram captions to see if you find something you like for your next bowling night!


• Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare.

• 300 isn’t just a number. It is our destination.

• It’s not how you bowl. It’s how you roll!

• “You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win.” -Zig Zigglar

• Split happens.

• “Straight down the middle, no hook, no fuss.Anything more and this becomes figure skating.” -Ron Swanson

• Good players practice until they get it right. Great players practice until they can’t get it wrong.


• Let the good times roll!

• “One of the advantages bowling has over gulf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.” -Don Carter

• My mind may be in the gutter, but at least my ball isn’t.

• If you train hard, winning is easy. If you train easy, winning is hard.

• Bowling is great for anger management.

• You have been assigned this mountain to show others it can be moved.

• It’s not over when you lose. It’s over when you quit.


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• Another 7-10 split. I’m not crying, you’re crying.

• For a bowler, I sure am striking!

• Sometimes its not the game that makes you emotional. It’s that damn 10 pin.

• What happens in the gutter, stays in the gutter.

• Bowling is a sport where you can take your aggression out and not go to jail.

• One thing that keeps bringing me back to bowling alleys is that I’ve never gotten a sunburn at one.

• “In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.” -Stephen King


• “This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.” -Walter Sobchak

• Bowling is like the only sport I’m good at because no running is involved and you can eat while playing.

• Oh, so sorry that your bowling score didn’t exceed the current temperature.

• My drinking team might have a bowling problem.

• “Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes…and no friends.” -Jim Gaffigan

• Bowling is the ideal sport. It’s basically an hour of drinking beer occasionally interrupted by six seconds of exercise.

• They see me bowlin’, they hatin’.