Quiz: Only 1 in 50 People Can Complete These 16 Monty Python Phrases

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A quiz about various quotes from the British comedy group Monty Python, focusing mainly on the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

 Jul 22, 2017
1 of 16Fill in the blank!
"She's a ______!"
tree
lobster
witch
2 of 16Fill in the blank!
"We are the ______ who say 'Ni'!"
Peasants
Fishers
Knights
3 of 16Fill in the blank!
"This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who _____ who."
dumped
killed
loved
4 of 16Fill in the blank!
"I _____ in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
walk
prance
fart
5 of 16Fill in the blank!
"It's just a _______ wound."
flesh
tiny
battle
6 of 16Fill in the blank!
"Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be _______."
five
four
three
7 of 16Fill in the blank!
"How could a 5-ounce ____ possibly carry a 1-pound coconut?"
bird
bear
tiger
8 of 16Fill in the blank!
"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen ______?"
peacock
swallow
giraffe
9 of 16Fill in the blank!
"Brave Sir _______ ran away."
Robin
King
Monty
10 of 16Fill in the blank!
"Bring out yer _____."
dead
bread
cousin
11 of 16Fill in the blank!
"Look, that _____'s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"
rabbit
coconut
panda
12 of 16Fill in the blank!
"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being _______!"
watched
repressed
hugged
13 of 16Fill in the blank!
"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a ______!"
herring
branch
tea pot
14 of 16Fill in the blank!
"On second thought, let's not go to ______. It is a silly place."
Sea World
Camelot
Great Britain
15 of 16Fill in the blank!
"What have the ______ ever done for us?"
Romans
Italians
Americans
16 of 16Fill in the blank!
"He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the castle of _________."
the French
Camelot
aaaaaargh
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