Quiz: Only 1 in 50 People Can Complete These 16 Monty Python Phrases

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A quiz about various quotes from the British comedy group Monty Python, focusing mainly on the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

 Jul 22, 2017
1 of 16Fill in the blank!
"She's a ______!"
witch
lobster
tree
2 of 16Fill in the blank!
"We are the ______ who say 'Ni'!"
Peasants
Knights
Fishers
3 of 16Fill in the blank!
"This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who _____ who."
dumped
killed
loved
4 of 16Fill in the blank!
"I _____ in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
prance
walk
fart
5 of 16Fill in the blank!
"It's just a _______ wound."
tiny
flesh
battle
6 of 16Fill in the blank!
"Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be _______."
five
three
four
7 of 16Fill in the blank!
"How could a 5-ounce ____ possibly carry a 1-pound coconut?"
bird
tiger
bear
8 of 16Fill in the blank!
"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen ______?"
giraffe
peacock
swallow
9 of 16Fill in the blank!
"Brave Sir _______ ran away."
Robin
Monty
King
10 of 16Fill in the blank!
"Bring out yer _____."
bread
cousin
dead
11 of 16Fill in the blank!
"Look, that _____'s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"
coconut
rabbit
panda
12 of 16Fill in the blank!
"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being _______!"
watched
repressed
hugged
13 of 16Fill in the blank!
"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a ______!"
branch
tea pot
herring
14 of 16Fill in the blank!
"On second thought, let's not go to ______. It is a silly place."
Great Britain
Sea World
Camelot
15 of 16Fill in the blank!
"What have the ______ ever done for us?"
Americans
Italians
Romans
16 of 16Fill in the blank!
"He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the castle of _________."
aaaaaargh
the French
Camelot
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