Quiz: What Is Your Drunk Self's Zodiac Sign?

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Your drunk self probably doesn't match up with your real horoscope.

Your drunk self probably doesn't match up with your real horoscope. Are you a different sign entirely?

 Feb 05, 2018

1 of 16Pick your answer!

You say you're going out. Where can we find you?
Already ordering my Uber back home.
Trying to find someone cute.
On the dance floor.
At the bar.

2 of 16Pick your answer!

Which do you prefer?
Any place with a lot of drinking games
Bar crawl
House party
Dinner party

3 of 16Pick your answer!

Drink of choice?
Beer
Shots of anything.
Wine
A classic cocktail

4 of 16Pick your answer!

What are you most likely to do?
Wake up in someone else's bed.
Cry or tell someone I love them by the end of the night.
Break a bone, get a black eye, get arrested.
Get into a fight or break one up.

5 of 16Pick your answer!

What do you friends typically tell you?
"Where did you go? We lost you."
"Please come out. You never come out."
"Calm down."
"Please don't do the worm across the bar again tonight."

6 of 16Pick your answer!

Karaoke song?
"Don't Stop Believin'" Journey
"Let's Get It On" Marvin Gaye
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" Taylor Swift
"Wannabe" Spice Girls

7 of 16Pick your answer!

Best part of the night?
Drunk eating all my feelings.
Deleting all my texts so I have no idea what chaos I caused.
Seeing how many people I can flirt with.
Making it home in one piece.

8 of 16Pick your answer!

What's your worst drunk habit?
Leaving with someone I just met.
Drunk dialing an ex.
Trying to prove I can drink everyone under the table.
Leaving my friends because they annoyed me.

9 of 16Pick your answer!

Do you typically pregame?
Yes, SHOTS!
No, I usually just go out.
Life is a pregame if you never stop drinking.
Is it still a pregame is I get so drunk I can't go out?

10 of 16Pick your answer!

Best drunk food?
I don't eat and drink.
Cereal
16 slices of pizza
Fast food

11 of 16Pick your answer!

Some guys at the bar call your friend something HORRIBLE. What do you do?
Confront them and demand an apology.
Throw your drink on them.
Ignore it.
Make fun of the losers.

12 of 16Pick your answer!

Who are you at the party?
Heavyweight
Bodyguard
Best dancer
Lightweight

13 of 16Pick your answer!

It's the end of the night, where are you?
Leaving with someone.
Passed out wherever I laid my little head.
At home, in bed.
Heading to the after party.

14 of 16Pick your answer!

You've been cut off. How do you react?
One more, then I'll be good, I promise.
I accept it, maybe I have had too much.
Act fine, but sneak away to chug something else.
I'M NAAAAAWT DRUUUUUNK!

15 of 16Pick your answer!

Which sounds most like you?
"I'm sorry. Are you mad at me? I'm sorry."
"I don't know who I'm texting but they're getting a nude."
"I've got a few tricks up my sleeve... and some spiders."
"FIGHT ME."

16 of 16Pick your answer!

What's the real truth?
I want to be appreciated.
I want to be appreciated for how long I can hold a keg stand.
I want to be loved like the girl with the extra hair tie in the potty.
I want to find someone who can keep up with me.
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