Quiz: What Is Your Drunk Self's Zodiac Sign?

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Your drunk self probably doesn't match up with your real horoscope.

Your drunk self probably doesn't match up with your real horoscope. Are you a different sign entirely?

 Feb 05, 2018

1 of 16Pick your answer!

You say you're going out. Where can we find you?
On the dance floor.
Already ordering my Uber back home.
At the bar.
Trying to find someone cute.

2 of 16Pick your answer!

Which do you prefer?
Dinner party
Any place with a lot of drinking games
Bar crawl
House party

3 of 16Pick your answer!

Drink of choice?
Wine
A classic cocktail
Beer
Shots of anything.

4 of 16Pick your answer!

What are you most likely to do?
Cry or tell someone I love them by the end of the night.
Get into a fight or break one up.
Wake up in someone else's bed.
Break a bone, get a black eye, get arrested.

5 of 16Pick your answer!

What do you friends typically tell you?
"Please don't do the worm across the bar again tonight."
"Please come out. You never come out."
"Calm down."
"Where did you go? We lost you."

6 of 16Pick your answer!

Karaoke song?
"Wannabe" Spice Girls
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" Taylor Swift
"Let's Get It On" Marvin Gaye
"Don't Stop Believin'" Journey

7 of 16Pick your answer!

Best part of the night?
Making it home in one piece.
Deleting all my texts so I have no idea what chaos I caused.
Drunk eating all my feelings.
Seeing how many people I can flirt with.

8 of 16Pick your answer!

What's your worst drunk habit?
Leaving my friends because they annoyed me.
Leaving with someone I just met.
Trying to prove I can drink everyone under the table.
Drunk dialing an ex.

9 of 16Pick your answer!

Do you typically pregame?
No, I usually just go out.
Life is a pregame if you never stop drinking.
Yes, SHOTS!
Is it still a pregame is I get so drunk I can't go out?

10 of 16Pick your answer!

Best drunk food?
I don't eat and drink.
16 slices of pizza
Cereal
Fast food

11 of 16Pick your answer!

Some guys at the bar call your friend something HORRIBLE. What do you do?
Confront them and demand an apology.
Make fun of the losers.
Throw your drink on them.
Ignore it.

12 of 16Pick your answer!

Who are you at the party?
Lightweight
Bodyguard
Heavyweight
Best dancer

13 of 16Pick your answer!

It's the end of the night, where are you?
Passed out wherever I laid my little head.
Heading to the after party.
Leaving with someone.
At home, in bed.

14 of 16Pick your answer!

You've been cut off. How do you react?
I accept it, maybe I have had too much.
I'M NAAAAAWT DRUUUUUNK!
Act fine, but sneak away to chug something else.
One more, then I'll be good, I promise.

15 of 16Pick your answer!

Which sounds most like you?
"FIGHT ME."
"I don't know who I'm texting but they're getting a nude."
"I've got a few tricks up my sleeve... and some spiders."
"I'm sorry. Are you mad at me? I'm sorry."

16 of 16Pick your answer!

What's the real truth?
I want to be loved like the girl with the extra hair tie in the potty.
I want to be appreciated for how long I can hold a keg stand.
I want to be appreciated.
I want to find someone who can keep up with me.
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