17 Best Captions For Mardi Gras To Earn You Some Beads


Mardi Gras Captions

Ready for the best Mardi Gras captions that will definitely earn you some major beads? Welcome, welcome. Mardi Gras is basically upon us! And you're probably wondering, can you tell me some funny and clever Mardi Gras Instagram captions? And also why do we celebrate Mardi Gras? And… when is Mardi Gras?

Jeez, you're demanding, but fine! We can help you with all of this.

When Is Mardi Gras?

Mardi Gras 2018 is on Tuesday, February 13.

Why Do We Celebrate Mardi Gras?

Mardi Gras, also known as "Fat Tuesday," begins on or after the feasts of the Epiphany (Three Kings Day), and before Ash Wednesday.

Basically, it's when we eat a bunch of rich, fatty, junk food and booze it up before those of some Christian faiths begin the ritual fasting of Lenten season.

Nowadays, however, it's kind of an excuse to flash your boobs for some beads in New Orleans. Not sure what the pay off is there. Do ya'll know you can just go out and buy your own beads? Call me old-fashioned, but I'm a firm believer that the only reason to show your boobs is if you're getting paid — Oooh, wait. That's what strippers do. Anyway, moving on.

Instagram Captions For Mardi Gras

Obviously, the only way to show that you're having a good time is to post to social media about how much fun you're having.

But you want to entertain your followers while giving them a healthy dose of FOMO.

You don't have to be celebrating Mardi Gras in New Orleans in order to post a killer Fat Tuesday post, either.

Sometimes, all you need is a little je ne sais quoi, and for that, we are here to provide you with funny, clever Mardi Gras captions.

It's time to find your perfect Mardi Gras Instagram caption! And remember — you can't post topless photos on Instagram, but Twitter is free game.

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Mardi Gras Instagram Captions

  • Mardi Gras is just the excuse I never need to drink on a Tuesday!

  • Mardi Gras? More like Pardi gras! Like… fat party? I don't know, I've been drunk since Sunday.

  • Fat Tuesday! But I'm also fat every other day of the week.

  • Can't make it to New Orleans this year, but you can still show me your breasts.

  • Mardi Gras is the only day of the year where my behavior is not frowned upon.

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  • Remind me to delete these posts when I have kids.

  • To the one day a year where I actually get a prize for showing off, even though they're worth more than some plastic beads.

  • Meet me by the bayou.

  • I wear a mask on Mardi Gras so I can't be identified for my crimes later.

  • Confetti in my hair, cocktail in my hand.

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  • New Orleans, Old Friends.

  • There's no wrong way to consume alcohol.

  • Cheers to wake up with throw up in your hair and confetti in your bra.

  • I wanna be loved bayou.

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  • Booze. Beads. Boobs.

  • We don't hide the crazy, we parade it down the street.

  • Life of the Mardi.