25 Best Easter Instagram Captions & Hashtags To Make You Hoppy

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Easter Instagram Captions

When is Easter? The holiday falls on April 1, 2018! And no, this is not an April Fool’s joke — you need to make sure you have your Easter Instagram captions ready to go. Not to mention your Easter Hashtag game needs to be on point. What is the holiday for if not for stuffing your face with candy at eight in the morning and posting about it on social media? While most people will be spending their Sunday morning trying to think of a clever Easter Instagram caption or hashtag for 2018, you’ll be free to search for eggs or go to church with your family or whatever it is you do.

You can binge watch the horrifying Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory if you want!

So make sure you wear your Sunday best as you click through the slideshow to find the perfect Instagram caption for Easter.

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Instagram Captions for Easter

  1. Hoping that Jesus is the only thing that rises again, and not all that alcohol you drank last night.

  2. SomeBUNNY ONCE TOLD ME.

  3. Somebunny loves you.

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  1. Have a happy Easter, for Peeps sake.

  2. It’s okay to put all your eggs in one basket today.

  3. Happy East to all my peeps! (I do mean the candies. I have no human peeps. I am so lonely.)

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  1. I said a hip hop, the hippie to the hip hip hop.

  2. Hot tip: Instead of candy inside your plastic eggs include shots of whiskey.

  3. I hope you have an egg-stra special Easter and you will forgive me, just as Jesus would do, for these egg-cellent puns.

  4. I love easter! When else can you bite someone’s head off and have it be chocolate?

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  1. In my Easter bonnet, with all the frilled upon it, I’m the finest lady in the Easter Parade.

  2. Multiply like rabbits.

  3. Ah, another holiday, another dinner dancing around political conversations with your family.

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  1. 24 Karrot Gold.

  2. BYOB - Bring Your Own Basket

  3. I’m empty inside. Just like this chocolate bunny.

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  1. I’m so egg-cited! I’m so egg-cited! I’m so scared.

  2. Hoppy Easter!

  3. Happy Easter to every bunny!

  4. Hot tip: If you get blackout drunk before Easter then you can search for eggs you’ve hidden.

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  1. I invite you to join us for Easter dinner unless you’ve already committed yourself to Satan.

  2. The only naked person you should see today is Jesus on the cross, you heathen.

  3. Every Easter I’m reminded of my dwindling supply of viable eggs.

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  1. I’ll celebrate anyone who can turn water into wine.

  2. Easter and April Fools are on the same day, so it’s okay to tell the kids to go look for eggs you didn’t hide.