Answer 16 Questions To See How Your Guests Describe Your Hosting Prowess

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Are you a regular June Cleaver or a classic underachiever?

Answer these 16 questions about your typical holiday and we'll tell you what your guests really think about your hosting abilities.

 Dec 13, 2017
1 of 16Pick your answer!
Should turkey be fried?
The crispier the better! I bought double the oil this year.
I'd try it, but I'm more of a traditionalist.
SAVAGE -- No!
2 of 16Pick your answer!
How do you feel about sweet potatoes and marshmallows?
I'll have a small scoop, I'm more a fan of savory.
Good apart, never together.
I literally would rather DIE than not eat these two together.
3 of 16Pick your answer!
Describe your house during the holidays with one classic.
It's A Wonderful Life
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Elf
4 of 16Pick your answer!
How do you make your mashed potatoes?
My KitchenAid Artisan KSM150PSAQ has never let me down.
I... forgot to boil them. Um, can I just throw them in the microwave?
I use the hand mixer I got in college. Lumpy potatoes build character.
5 of 16Pick your answer!
Pick your poison.
I'm going to make sure everyone is safe. I'll stick to water.
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
Wine or beer, let's keep it classy.
6 of 16Pick your answer!
What type of dessert are you dishing out?
The classics -- pumpkin, apple, and pecan pies.
I have multiple recipes off Pinterest I plan on trying.
I stopped and picked up some Donut Holes.
7 of 16Pick your answer!
What should guests wear?
Whatever they're comfortable in!
I say sweats, there's going to be a lot of food!
Please look presentable, I want this to look good for Facebook.
8 of 16Pick your answer!
Will there be caroling out in the snow?
I'm sure once there is plenty of alcohol served.
Hopefully not.
Yes! I'll play the piano.
9 of 16Pick your answer!
What Christmas tradition are you most likely to have your guest participate in?
White Elephant
Secret Santa
Krampus. I put all the naughty people in a sack and beat them with a stick.
10 of 16Pick your answer!
What holiday extra would you have?
Roaring yule log... even if it's just on TV.
Gingerbread house competition.
Build your own hot chocolate bar.
11 of 16Pick your answer!
What would you NEVER have at your party?
Anyone's ex.
A creepy Santa impersonator I found off Craigslist.
Family members talking about politics.
12 of 16Pick your answer!
What's one "Christmassy" thing you don't really get?
Those chocolates that are shaped like oranges?
Do people really get upset if someone says "happy holidays?"
Some people hide a pickle ornament in their trees. Seriously.
13 of 16Pick your answer!
Which Christmas character is representative of you hosting?
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The Grinch -- even before he sees the magic of Christmas.
Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Jingle All The Way." Woefully unprepared.
14 of 16Pick your answer!
Will you have music gently playing in the background?
Yes, from my vintage record collection.
I'll have a playlist of carols, interrupted by Spotify ads.
Yes, my self-released EP of Mariah Carey covers.
15 of 16Pick your answer!
Will you have traditional holiday decor?
Everything. Homemade and inspired by Martha Stewart.
I'll have the basics! Nothing too crazy.
Just mistletoe hung everywhere -- PUCKER UP.
16 of 16Pick your answer!
Choose a Christmas movie quote to say farewell to your guests!
“No man is a failure who has friends.”
"God bless us. Everyone."
I'll give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly keister off my property.
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