20 Vampire Costume Instagram Captions That'll Give You Chills

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The real question is: spooky or sparkly?

The Best Vampy Instagram Captions for All Your Halloween Spooks

Calling all fanged fans! Grab those capes, those plastic fangs that make you salivate a bit too much, and that extremely pale face makeup! We've curated the best vampire costume Instagram captions for your upcoming Halloween post inspo!

Whether you are a fan of the Salvatore brothers or you just love fighting alongside Buffy or Van Helsing (or, if you're willing to admit it... that sparkly Cullen clan), you're sure to find something here for when October 31st rolls around! We definitely assure that you won't get tangled up in some unassuming garlic along the way!

Now, go perfectly that pointy-toothed Insta post before the sun comes up!

Witty and Punny Vampire Captions for Your Halloween Instagram Posts

• I know I look fang-tastic. (Sorry, not sorry.)

• I would go so far as to say that Halloween never 'sucks' for me.

• You mess with the bat, you get the bite.

• Instead of Vlad the Impaler, I'm going as 'Vlad in My Impala.' (Close enough.)

• How can you not trust a vampire when one taught you how to count back on Sesame Street?!

Cute Vampire Costume Instagram Captions for Selfies

• Me wearing plastic fangs: 'Do real vampires produce THIS much saliva?'

• Sorry, you just don't seem like my Blood Type.

• Hanging upside down on the monkey bars has adequately prepared me for the bat life.

• If vampires really sleep during the day, sign me up.

• Is blood the 'Snickers' of the vampire world?

Great Vampire Movie Quotes for Instagram Captions

• "Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires." / "How avant-garde." – Louis and Claudia, "Interview with The Vampire"

• "There is much to be learned from beasts." – Dracula, "Bram Stoker's Dracula" (1992)

• "Like the weapons of the previous century, we, too, would become obsolete. Pity, because I lived for it." – Selene, "Underworld"

• "Is she even Italian?" – Rosalie, "Twilight"

• "You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy... maybe one camera guy." – Vladislav, "What We Do in the Shadows"

Fun Halloween and Vampire Instagram Captions

• Good thing trick-or-treating is at night, or I totally wouldn't have been able to go.

• Excuse me while I sharpen my fangs for all the candy I'm about to eat.

• If only my metabolism moved as fast as a vampire...

• I think an obligatory "10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck" is in order for this vamp.

• If you need me before October 31st, I'll be asleep. So... yeah. See you October 31st!