28 'The Office' Quotes That Double as Instagram Captions

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"I'm not superstitious, but... I'm a little-stitious."

The Best Dunder-Mifflin-Approved "Office" Instagram Captions

Make Dunder-Mifflin proud with your fantastic taste in quotes. When you're posting about life, tagging your friend in an "Office" meme, or you just need a quippy pick-me-up, we have your back with the best "The Office" quotes for your Instagram captions.

Whether you identify with Dwight Schrute's antics, Michael Scott's attitude, or Kevin's spilled pot of chili (not to mention Jim, Pam, Angela, Toby...) there is certainly an "Office" quote that will fit all of your needs. Relive this iconic show with your next captions and, whatever you do, don't declare bankruptcy by just saying it out loud.

Perhaps in the future, Instagram could change its motto to: "There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things." (And then Michael Scott would say, "deep" – probably.)

Funny Office Quotes for Instagram Caption Selfies

• "I am Beyoncé always." – Michael Scott

• "I don't care what they say about me, I just want to eat." – Pam Beesly

• "I got six numbers... One more would've been a complete telephone number." – Kevin Malone

• "If I don't have some cake soon, I might die." – Stanley Hudson

• "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." – Jim Halpert

Good Quotes from "The Office" for Instagram Captions with Friends

• "You're paying too much for your worms, man. Who's your worm guy?" – Creed Bratton

• "How the turntables..." – Michael Scott

• "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!" – Dwight Schrute

• "The worst thing about prison was... the Dementors!" – Michael Scott

• "I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs." – Kevin Malone

Great Dwight Schrute Quotes for Every Sassy Instagram Caption

• "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing."

• "I'm better than you have ever been or will ever be."

• "Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."

• "How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable."

• "I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther."

• "You couldn't handle my undivided attention."

Memorable "Office" Quotes from Your Fave Characters for Insta Captions

• "I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word 'bankruptcy' and expect anything to happen." – Oscar Martinez

• "There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown." – Michael Scott

• "I don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me." – Jim Halpert

• "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them." – Andy Bernard

• "If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?" – Creed Bratton

• "I can put on lipstick the way Molly Ringwald does in 'The Breakfast Club'." – Phyllis Vance

Classic Michael Scott Quotes for Every Instagram Caption Occasion

• "Pizza: the great equalizer."

• "Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three."

• "I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

• "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday."

• "Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch."

• "And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."