27 Adorably Punny Instagram Captions for Plants

Women in yellow rain jacket walking through a greenhouse, plant Instagram captions
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"Say aloe to my little friend."

The Best Plant Instagram Captions for Every Post

Welcome, fellow plant lovers! Whether you're frond of the changing fall leaves or just insane-ium for a beautiful geranium, we have the best and most punny plant Instagram captions for your next leafy green post! So get those macro lenses ready and get the perfect shots every thyme!

And if you happen to be a crazy-cat-lady-turned-resident-plant-mom like many of us, rest assured we won't leave you dark and dry with these captions!

So, when nature calls, we gotchu. (Well, on Instagram, at least!)

Punny Plant Lines for Every Instagram Caption

• Find someone who will never leaf you.

• I think this tea and I were mint to be.

• Strive to be a 'kale yeah!' kind of person.

• There's always thyme for some good company.

• Romaine calm and go plant a garden!

Great Plant Instagram Captions for Your Next Garden

• If you need me, come find me in the garden!

• They say gardens are dishes best served green.

• Watch out cat ladies, plant mom is here with a spray bottle!

• The best things in life are green!

• I can totally see why they say it's best to go with the flow...ers.

More Punny Plant Lines for Instagram Captions

• Our adventures, my friend, are truly unbeleafable!

• Blue skies. Good chives.

• And we'll root, root, root for the home green.

• Life would succ without you.

• Don't try to beet me at my own game.

• It's really no big dill!

• Thanks for being my very best fernd.

Nice Plant Quotes for Instagram Captions

• A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows." – Doug Larson

• "What we shall plant in the soil of contemplation, we shall reap in the harvest of action." – Meister Eckhart

• "Like people, plants respond to extra attention." – H. Peter Loewer

• "He that plants trees, loves others besides himself." – Thomas Fuller

• "We plant seeds that will flower as results in our lives, so best to remove the weeds of anger, avarice, envy and doubt, that peace and abundance may manifest for all." – Dorothy Day

Even More Witty and Punny Plant Lines for Instagram Captions

Aloe you vera much.

• Make every time, a party thyme.

• All right, see if you can plant one on me now!

• So excited, I wet my plants.

• Warning: only sage advice beyond this point!