27 Nail Polish Instagram Captions for Your Best Art

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You'll nail your next mani/pedi Instagram post with these captions!

The Best Nail Polish Instagram Captions 

Perhaps you are a budding nail artist or nail polish enthusiast. Maybe the number of nail polish bottles you have exceeds the number of anything else in your house. We don't blame you! We love a great coat of polish too! If you wouldn't be caught without your OPI glitter or your Seche Vite top coat, we have the perfect nail polish Instagram caption for your next adorable post.  

So, go ahead! Show off that fresh paint on IG! It'll definitely get a double-tap from us!


Funny Nail Polish Instagram Captions

• Nailed it! (Buh dum tsss)

• I could trademark 'never naked nails.'

• My life might be messy but my nails sure aren't!

• My nail polish is only as good as my dominant hand wants it to be.

• I'll text you back after my nails dry!

• The only cure I need is for my gel topcoat!

• May the number of nail polish bottles I own always exceed the number I actually need.

Nail Polish Instagram Captions for Your Glittery Days

• Shine bright like diamond!

• May your eyes never get caught in the glitter beam of my nails.

• "HOLO, everyone." – SimplyNailogical

• Glitter nails: the first to say 'hi,' the hardest to say 'bye.'

• I could land a plane with these nails.

• All that glitters is... well, on my nails.

• My nails just called to say holoooo!

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Cute Nail Polish Captions for Insta

• I'll only admit this: I may or may not have gotten through an entire movie doing these nails.

• You can't rush mani-fection.

• Let me introduce you to my nails, they're all named matte.

• They could be snowmen, they could be feathers, but whatever the case, this mani's here forever.

• Can I add 'nail art enthusiast' to my resume?

• No quick-dry topcoat? No nap. (Your choice.)

• My manicurist is the Michelangelo of manis.

Good Nail Polish Quotes and Colors for Your Instagram Captions

• "I can't live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things." – Kelis

• "I don't think God cares if I wear nail polish or not. I don't think that's a deal breaker for him." – Sofia Vergara

• "I'm lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily, nail polish stays on my toes." – Idina Menzel

• "Teal The Cows Come Home" (OPI - Classics)

• "No Place Like Chrome" (essie - Metallics)

• "Red-y, Set, Run!" (Sally Hansen)

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