21 Jim Halpert Quotes for Instagram Captions For 'Office' Fans!

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The Best Jim Halpert Quotes for Your Next Instagram Captions

Let's face it, we know that we've all felt a little like Jim Halpert at some point in our lives. And if you so happen to get that moment in a picture, consider your stapler absolutely jello-d with our picks for the greatest Jim Halpert quotes for Instagram captions!

Be it an ultra clutch prank on your officemate or an I-hope-that-special-but-not-too-special-one-person-sees-this type of a selfie, we've got you covered from 9 to 5! So, even if you consider yourself more of a Pam or a Dwight or a Michael Scott or an Angela, let these ultra relatable Jim quotes take your Insta all the way to the Dunder-Mifflin break room and straight up the corporate ladder.

(We'll even get you your own ‘World's Greatest Boss' mug while you're up there!)

Funny Jim Halpert Quotes for Every Office-Approved Selfie

• "Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

• "By two o'clock Dwight will choose himself to be the assistant to his own assistant, me."

• "I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected someone like him to perform in a position like that."

• "This is "parkour," the internet sensation of 2004."

• "So this is my life. Until I win the lottery. Or Pam finally writes that series of young adult books."

• "We were all given new business cards big enough to set us apart from the competition – which is how I learned that our titles are all now "Junior Employee"."

• "I don't mean to brag, but New Year's Eve... I was home by nine."

Fantastic Jim Halpert Quotes for Instagram Captions That Hit You in The Feels

• "My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn't love every minute of it, everything I have, I owe to this job."

• "Okay, just so I understand it: in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell, and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil."

• "So, I am about to do something very bold in this job that I've never done before... Try."

• "So this morning, we are having breakfast together...and I just looked up from my cereal and I said, 'You know what I wanna do today? I wanna marry you.'"

• "Co-managing is a give and take. You have to pick your battles."

• "You know what I think we should do? I think we should just save the goodbyes for tomorrow. At lunch."

• "Not "enough" for me? You are everything."

Relatable Jim Halpert Quotes for Everyday Instagram Captions

• On interesting dreams: "Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through... delusion."

• On last-minute Secret Santa gifts: "He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went in his closet and dug out this little number and threw it in a bag."

• On leaving your friends: " I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win."

• On your daily commute: "One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway... I wonder who he ran over then."

• On what not to say during your job interview: "You know how some people say they're not in it for the money? Well, with all due respect to this job, I'm think I'm definitely in it for the money."

• On hidden agendas: "I don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me. I just want regular fries."

• On faking it 'til you make it: "You've been shown a nonsensical video. You're probably wondering what's going on. Well, you're not alone."