34 Petty Instagram Captions (2018)

Elizabeth Jurek
Jun 27, 2018
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34 Petty Instagram Captions that are Perfectly Salty

It's true what they say: haters gonna hate, so you can go ahead and let them hate. But you can also drop the perfect salty Instagram that completely gives those haters the side eye. A perfect selfie needs the perfect petty Instagram caption to accompany it, so we've rounded up the 34 best ones right here.

Let them all see how well you're doing. Go ahead and post that petty caption. We 100% support it. It's not just petty, it's a total bad bitch Instagram caption. Be the bad bitch we know you are (just like our favorite @badgirlriri, AKA Rihanna, AKA Shade Queen).

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Petty Instagram Captions

• Hustle until your haters ask if you're hiring

• I don't hold grudges- wait yes I do

• Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time

• Do it for the people who want to see you fail

• They wanna see you do well, but never better than them. Remember that.

• One word: karma

• Haters gonna hate

• People will stare. Make it worth their while

• Be a badass with a good ass

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Salty Instagram Captions

• "Nah" - Roas Parks, 1955

• Sometimes, you gotta be a beauty and a beast

• Feeling IDGAFish today

• I decide my vibe

• Kinda have feelings, kinda heartless

• Nobody really likes us except for us

• Silly me, expecting too much from people again

• I gave your nickname to someone else

• As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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Bad Bitch Instagram Captions

• Underestimate me. That'll be fun

• Trouble never looked so fine

• I do a thing called what I want

• I wish I was as thin as my patience

• "I dress to impress myself" -Kanye West

• Humble with a hint of Kanye

• Lit, with or without you

• Better an oops than a what if

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Side Eye Instagram Captions

• Throw sass around like confetti

• 50% savage, 50% sweetheart

• 5'2 but my attitude is 6'1

• Can't see the haters

• Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold

• Eye bags game on fleek

• On this day, a queen was born

• Catch flights, not feelings

• Me everyday: slay / Me in December: sleigh