15 Witty Instagram Captions to Charm Your Followers

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Are you impressed by your own wits?

The Best Witty Instagram Captions

Ever want to make your social media followers really think about what you said? Well, maybe it's time to show them some of these witty Instagram captions. Because life's too short to be bored, right?

Well, whether you're on the hunt for a funny quote that's clever – but a little self-deprecating – or you just want to impress your crush with your wits, then we have got your back. Just scroll through a few of these and you'll be ready to go!

So what are you waiting for? It's time to read over our witty Instagram captions!

  • What doesn't kill you still requires a copay.

  • I am not lazy. I am not on energy saving mode.

  • "Revenge" sounds so mean. That's why I prefer to call it "returning the favor."

  • If you can't convince them, confuse them.

  • Life Happens, Coffee Helps

  • I came, I saw, I made it awkward.

  • Many have an image of me. Few get the picture.

  • Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.

  • I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.

  • Just wing it. Life, eyeliner, everything.

  • Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

  • Dear stress, let's break up.

  • My brain has too many tabs open.

  • I am not weird, I am limited edition.

  • I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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