14 Clever Washington D.C. Instagram Captions (2018)

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Washington D.C. Captions for Instagram

Planning a trip to Washington D.C.? We know. The FBI agent in your computer told us. Just kidding! Regardless, we know you came here for some killer Washington D.C. Instagram captions. Because you should be enjoying the scenery and history that D.C. has to offer. Don't worry about captions.

Whether you're looking for an interesting quote or you're telling off the Trump administration, we've got the best Washington D.C. captions for Instagram. Do it for the 'Gram, right?

Best Captions About Washington D.C.

• "Give me liberty or give me death." - Patrick Henry

• "You can practically smell the bills becoming laws. You can taste the sweet sugar of bureaucracy at work." - Leslie Knope

• "We are the change that we seek." - Barack Obama


• "Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy." - Nora Ephron

• Think about what you saw.

Witty Washington D.C. Captions

• "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." - Harry S. Truman

• "Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm." - John F. Kennedy

• Nasty women make (Her)story.

• What seafood is popular in Washington D.C.? Lobbysters.

• A woman's place is in the house. The White House.

Funny Washington D.C. Captions

• Everything in this city is a clue according to National Treasure.

• Trump uses Comic Sans.

• I thought the D.C. in Washington D.C. stood for "Da Capitol."