Don't Mess With These Texas Instagram Captions (2018)

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20 Fantastic Texas Instagram Captions

You don't mess with Texas. But, you do visit and fall in love with it all at once. Because the southern state is a magical place. And what better way to celebrate that than with our best Texas Instagram captions?

Whether you're visiting or living in Austin or even Dallas, we've got you covered with some spectacular Instagram captions about Texas.

Now, that's enough small talk. Y'all came here for some sayings and quotes for the 'Gram. It's time to dive in.

Best Texas Instagram Captions


• "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose." - Friday Night Lights

• The stars at night are big and bright.

• Texas is calling and I must go.

• You may all go to Hell and I will go to Texas.

• Don't mess with Texas.

• The road goes on forever and the party never ends.

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Texas Related Instagram Captions

• Keep calm and stay Texas strong.

• Texas, Y'all

• Texas is my happy place.

• Texas Forever

• No matter where I go, I always leave my heart in Texas.

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Funny Texas Captions for Instagram

• "I guess deep in my heart I'll always be a Texas girl." - Spongebob Squarepants

• "Yoldle ay e oh, yodle ay e oh, yodle ay e oh, a lay-ee, a lay-ee. I wanna go home." - Spongebob Squarepants

• Let your dreams be bigger than your fears.

• It's a Texas thing.

• My roots run deep.

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Clever & Cute Texas Instagram Captions

• Where the tea is sweet.

• She's as free as the bluebonnets in the summer.

• I love you to Texas and back.

• You can take the girl out of Texas, but you can't take the Texas out of the girl.

• There's Texas and then there's everything else.

Best Instagram Captions for Austin, Texas

• "There's a freedom you feel the closer you get to Austin, Texas." - Willie Nelson

• Greetings from Austin.

• "People don't live in Austin to work, they work to live there." - Robert Rodriguez

• "Of all the places I've ever been, Austin is the only place that has felt like home." - Martha Kelly