Riverdale Quotes: Season 2 Episode 3, 'The Watcher In The Woods'


The best Riverdale quotes from Riverdale Season 2 Episode 3: The Watcher In The Woods, from Jughead Jones to Cheryl Blossom.

Riverdale Season 2 has been just as heartbreaking as it has been enticing. While we live for the drama that's bound to happen with Veronica Lodge (Camila Mendes) and her dad, as well as Jughead Jones (Cole Sprouse)and the serpents, our hearts were shattered when Kevin Keller (Casey Cott) and Betty Cooper (Lili Reinhart)started arguing. But, to be honest, this Riverdale episode was a little lackluster, seeing as we didn't get many epic one-liners from Cheryl Blossom (Madelaine Petsch). Oh well! There's always next week, right? Regardless, here are the best Riverdale quotes from season two, episode three.

Kevin Keller: Nobody's who they say they are online.

Fred Andrews: Archie, this is not the wild west. we do not keep guns in this house.

Jughead: I'm gonna finish my book and brood.

Hermione Lodge: No need to be so thirsty, Veronica.

Archie Andrews: Can we at least agree now there's a killer on the loose?

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Jughead Jones: A terrible way... Archie Andrews: Jughead, he murdered Ms. Grundy. Betty Cooper: Arch, we don't know that these three crimes are related. Veronica Lodge: Guys, can we focus on what happens here? Midge and Moose are alive, Archie's dad survived. The new season of โ€˜The Bachelorette' starts tonight. You're all coming over to watch. Jughead Jones: There's a shooter terrorizing the town. Do you really want us to watch a gross reality dating show?

Cheryl Blossom: Button down Kevin Keller has a sex drive. So what?

Veronica Lodge: I don't want to call it a test. But it kind of is.

The Black Hood: I am the wolf. You are the flock.

Jughead Jones: I Don't have my beach bod yet.

Toni Topaz: "Take the hint, Sweet Pea. He's just not that into you."

Kevin Keller: You live in this pale pink world of milkshakes and first kisses.

Archie Andrews: This is a message for the coward calling himself, "The Black Hood". You think you can attack us from the shadows? But Riverdale is a lot stronger than you, and we're not afraid. You see there's only one of you, but we are legion. We're called "The Red Circle" and we're coming for you. We will find you, we will hunt you, and we will end you.

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