36 Eggsquisite Breakfast Puns for Instagram Captions

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Best Instagram Captions for Breakfast Puns

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Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food? People are idiots, clearly. Whether it's waffles or all the bacon and eggs in a smalltown diner, we love breakfast. And we love puns even more. Now, share the love with our best breakfast puns for Instagram captions to showcase your favorite photos.

It's time to show off your delicious morning eats with your followers and become Insta famous on #foodstagram!

And no matter how incredible your picture, we hope that you savor every bite after. Check out these clever Instagram captions for breakfast puns. They're eggscellent.


Clever Breakfast Puns We're Obsessed With

• We're butter together!

• The Breakfast Club

• I'm having an eggsistential crisis.

• You must be yolking.

• This is my jam!

• Livin' La Vida Mocha

Punny Breakfast Captions for Food Lovers

• I like you a waffle lot.

• I'd be muffin without you.

• Donut worry. Be happy!

• Cereal Killer

• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.


• I couldn't if I fried.

• Donut kill my vibe!

• I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

• If Shakespeare cooked breakfast, he'd make a Hamlet.

• Don't go bacon my heart! I couldn't if I fried!

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• You're bacon me crazy.

• I loaf you.

• A toast to you!

• I love you a latte.

• Look to the sunny side.


• What am I doughing here?

• I'm a crepe.

• Go ahead! Pancake my day.

• I'm feeling waffle.

• Donut disturb.

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• Let's get stacked.

• That's all yolks!

• BAE = Bacon and Eggs

• Thanks a brunch!

• Hakuna Frittata


• Quiche the Cook

• You ain't seen muffin yet.

• Coffee keeps me grounded.

• Steady as she doughs.

• Glazed and confused.