15 Best Anti-Valentine's Day Instagram Captions

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Happy Single Awareness Day!

The Best Anti-Valentine's Day Instagram Captions

Sorry, lovers! If you've got a date for Valentine's Day, then this is not the post for you.

If you're openly celebrating Singles Awareness Day on social media, then don't fret! You get to spend your day having a blast for yourself instead of spending money to feed corporate greed. Just don't forget to snap a few pictures and come back to this article for some of the best Anti-Valentine's Day Instagram captions on the internet.

Because you deserve it.

So if you're ready, then keep on scrolling through. From quotes to funny sayings, we've got them all. Here are our favorite Instagram captions for all your Anti-Valentine's Day celebrations.

Good Instagram Captions for People Who Are Anti-Valentine's Day

  • Tequila is my Valentine.

  • Keep calm and f*ck Valentine's Day.

  • I'd rather be alone forever than be with you.

  • Single and Fabulous

  • Valentine's Schmalentine's

Funny Anti-Valentine's Day Captions for Instagram

  • Be mine? More like be wine.

  • Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.

  • No, I won't be your Valentine.

  • Happy Consumer-Drive-And-Trivial-Interpretation-Of-Love-Day

  • Cupid rhymes with stupid.

Clever Insta Captions for Anti-Valentine's Day People

  • Boys whatever, cake forever!

  • I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my true love...food.

  • I'm not yours, you're not mine. Be my Anti-Valentine.

  • Love Stinks

  • At least my cast loves me.