Don't Worry, These Super Discreet Vibrators Will Get the Job Done Quietly
They're cute, quiet and powerful... what more could you want?
So you've done your research and you want a sex toy. Maybe you already have a few toys or you're a total beginner. There are so many different types and styles to choose from. G-spot, suction, rabbit, Marvel-themed just to name a few. And that's not even mentioning all the fun accessories you can introduce to your bedroom, like nipple vibrators.
But if you've ended up on this list, it's likely because you've realized what you truly need is a discreet vibrator or a quiet vibrator. Whether you have thin walls, lots of roommates, your own kids tromping around, or you just one an easily transportable one... it doesn't matter! There's sure to be a discreet vibrator on this list that can satisfy your needs.
You're also in luck because beyond being quiet, many of the vibrators on this list are great for beginners and pros alike, rechargeable (bye, bye batteries!) and waterproof (hello, tub). Better yet, we're proud to mention that some of the vibrator brands mentioned in this article are women-owned (Dame Products). And who understands what a woman wants and needs better than a woman?
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Dame Kip Lipstick Vibrator
"An ergonomic vibe giving you clit-enveloping or pinpointed stimulation. Powerful & waterproof, its five speeds provide lots of power in a travel-friendly package."
Available in both Lavender and Lemon, this vibrator truly is cute! But more importantly, it's very powerful, yet quiet. And did we mention it's fully waterproof? Reviewers rave about this toy so don't let its diminutive size deceive you! It can still get the job done quietly and is perfect for travel, partner play and solo play.
Bellesa Boutique & Buzzfeed Pebble Vibrator
"The BuzzFeed Pebble redefines sex tech - orgasms made more simple and accessible than ever before. The Pebble is loaded with our best suction and vibration technology in our most discreet form factor."
We love that this toy is perfect for beginners and pros alike! Made ergonomically and to the shape of your body, it's so easy and comfortable to operate. Maybe too easy to operate... You won't want to put it down!
Dame Arc G-Spot Vibrator
"Arc features a strong motor, a squishy bulb with a clit-stimulating ridge, and an easy-reach curved handle, helping you explore and discover the perfect spot."
Another pretty vibrator on the list! This Dame Arc G-Spot vibrator comes in two colors: Ice and Berry. It's waterproof, can be used internally or externally and is rechargeable. This angled tool is sure to hit all of your angles, and G-spot of course.
Bellesa Boutique Bad Bitch Lipstick Vibe
"This Bad Bitch is throwing your new favorite shade of lipstick. Compact and discreet, this little vibe is extremely powerful, whisper-quiet with its tungsten motor. Its state-of-the-art memory chip resumes on the last function used with an easy push-button control – hold for 3 seconds to turn her on or off. To top it all off, it's USB rechargeable – charging cord included."
Tiny, cute, powerful, discreet! This lipstick vibe is just what you're looking for. Having this on hand for any time you might spontaneously need it will have you feeling like a bad bitch! And better yet? No one ever has to know it's anything other than a tube of lipstick.
Bellesa Boutique Hidden Pleasure Panties Wireless
"Nu Sensuelle's super fun hidden bullet vibrator experience (and your new best friend). The bullet vibe may be small, but don’t let its size fool you.. this lil fella packs a punch."
Can you imagine all the fun you can get up to with your partner with these? Reviewers say they use these panties both at home and out and about. These panties are so discreet that you can have fun with them anywhere. Are you ready to take a walk on the wild side? According to Bellesa's site, one size fits most and the vibrating part is USB rechargeable.
LoveHoney We-Vibe Tango Lipstick Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator
It takes 2 to tango, apart from with the We-Vibe Tango, which is all about solo pleasure. Compact and powerful, this itty-bitty clit vibe is USB rechargeable, waterproof and sculpted into a lipstick shape to make a discreet and practical travel companion.
Reviewers are happy to report that this Lipstick vibrator is completely discreet for travel and relatively quiet, especially if you add a pillow or blankets to help muffle the sound. Users rave about this toy's "rumbly vibrations."
Price: $79.99 (but the site offers a lot of discounts)
Bellesa Boutique Chaiamo Multifunction Vibe
"A highly powerful 10 setting handheld vibrator with a tapered tip and 5 inches of insertable length. The Chaiamo Vibrator is available in 2 gorgeous colours & one charge lasts for 3 hours of thrills."
When you read the description of this Chaiamo Multifunction Vibe, you're probably thinking: Wait how can a vibrator like this be so quiet? Totally understandable; we had our doubts too. But the Bellesa team themselves say that as far as powerful vibrations go, this toy is relatively quiet, AKA easily muffled by closed doors or blanket coverings. Reading between the lines, this vibrator probably is not as quiet/discreet as other toys on this list! But, as a larger penetrating vibrator, you get more bang for your buck (pun intended) than with other smaller, quieter vibrators.
Nirvana by Bellesa
"Bboutique has been hard at work, committed to solving one of the biggest needs in the sex toy industry: a wand toy that is equal parts luxury and affordable. A true unicorn of the sex toy world, the Nirvana uses market-leading technology, while maintaining the same easy-to-use functionality and sleek aesthetic that have made Bellesa toys an industry darling."
Similar to the Chaiamo, you need to be aware that this toy is pretty quiet... for the function that it offers! So if you need total discretion, a better option for you is probably a smaller sized vibrator on this list. But if you're looking for a bit of a larger toy that is still sleek and relatively quiet, this is a perfect option. Seriously, reviewers can't get enough of this toy, and you probably won't be able to either!
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