We know, we know, nothing says “first world problems” like the epic quest to compose the best Instagram captions for selfies. But, hey, sometimes it can be hard to find just the words that are sure to amuse, impress, or inspire your audience enough that they’ll let you off the hook for shamelessly showing off your killer hair day. As most of us have learned the hard way via constant demonstrations by “that one friend”, the selfie is not an art form to be overused and in the most extreme cases, mo’ selfies can ultimately equal less friends. Every now and then however, it’s a great way to stay in touch with the people in your life who just don’t get to see your smiling face enough.
That’s why we’ve composed a sort of launching pad that will hopefully help get your creative gears turning when it comes to the best Instagram captions for selfies. Though by no means a complete list, here will attempt to capture some of the various keys to what makes the best Instragram captions for selfies work, complete with examples of well or cleverly penned selfie captions of the past.
So the next time you’re experiencing a little bit of writer’s block, check out these tips for creating your own Instagram selfie captions or even take some of the examples you’ll find here and make them your own.
The Funny Selfie Caption
There’s no better way to make and keep friends that inserting a little humor into your selfie posts. Why not make your audience join in with your smile by including a funny comment, observation, or even a hilariously humble confession? This goes a long way in letting everyone know that you’ll never be that girl who suffers from a case of taking herself way too seriously.
May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.
That moment when you catch yourself lowering your music in the car so you can see street addresses better.
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s filtering.
That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face doesn’t follow.
No seriously. Who let the f***ing dogs out?
Why yes, I did just go slightly out of my way to step on that satisfyingly crunchy leaf.
A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
Ah, Friday! My second favorite F word.
Sometimes I think my knight in shining armor must’ve traded in his white horse for a really confused turtle.
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Beer. Cause no good story ever started with someone sitting down to eat a salad.
I just wish I could find a man who makes me half as happy as tacos already do.
Dance like no one is watching. Cause they’re probably too busy taking selfies to anyway.
Hey guys. Check out my new sweater. It’s made of girlfriend material.
The Inspirational Selfie Caption
When it doubt, there’s nothing like an inspirational quote or observation to share the new piece of wisdom behind your shameless selfie glow. After all, you never know if there’s someone out there who could use a little boost or reminder on a rough day.
Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming.
Start by changing your thoughts. Life has a way of following.
"Love is the most common miracle." —Will Grayson
“A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.”- Minna Antrim
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky. – Rabindranath Tagore
I can’t give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time. – Herbert Bayard Swope
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. – Oscar Wilde
Always remember that you’re absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind. – Bernard M. Baruch
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars. – Norman Vincent Peale
Me, myself, and I. The three of us are enough.
The Animal Lover's Selfie Caption
There’s no better way to guarantee an instant smile from your followers by sharing your selfie with your favorite fur ball. Here are a few captions to get you started when it comes to proclaiming your fur-love.
Someone once accused me of loving dogs more than people. I told them to bite me.
The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.
My cat is my co-stylist. She’s turned everything in my closet into a fur.
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never owned a dog.
Love is a four legged word.
You can’t buy love, but you can rescue it.
Love at first sight is no further than the nearest dog.
How to be my friend: 1) Own a cat. 2) Invite me over to pet the cat. 3) Be a cat. 4) Cat.
Never trust a person who doesn’t like dogs. Always trust a dog who doesn’t like a person.
If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, dogs would outlive us all.
Namestay home with my cat.
Home is where my fur babies are.
When I needed a hand I found your paw.
He didn’t chose the pug life. The pug life chose him.
The Song Lyric Selfie Caption
Much like other quotes, song lyrics are a great way to capture your feelings, even if you can’t quite manage to fit them all into the same selfie. Check out these great ones from some of your favorite artists:
“I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet” — Adele, “Hello”
“I dream it, I work hard, I grind ’til I own it” — Beyoncé, “Formation”
“And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light that shines on me. Shine until tomorrow. Let it be.” – The Beatles, "Let It Be"
“You took my heart and my keys and my patience” — Rihanna ft. Drake, “Work”
“Yeah, we still hood famous” — Kanye West, “Famous”
“Dreams unwind, Love’s a state of mind.” – Fleetwood Mac, "Rhiannon"
“Never knowing who to trust like this” — Mike Posner, “I Took a Pill in Ibiza”
“If you think that I’m still holdin’ on to somethin’, you should go and love yourself” — Justin Bieber, “Love Yourself”
“Somethin’ ’bout you makes me feel like a dangerous woman” — Ariana Grande, “Dangerous Woman”
“I’m just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood. – The Animals, “Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood”
“Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you” — The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey, “Closer”
“It’s Saturday and I won’t be long” — Sia ft. Sean Paul, “Cheap Thrills”
“You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me” — Chance the Rapper, “No Problem”
Only seventeen, but she walks the streets so mean. It’s alarming, truly, how disarming she can be. – Lana Del Rey, “Carmen”
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