As anyone who has ever spent time around kids knows, the little dudes and gals are pretty much sponges, constantly soaking up everything around them.
Perhaps it should come as no surprise then, that they occasionally say things you didn't really expect to here from them for at least another good 20 years or so.
Here we've gathered a collection of hilarious, thoughtful, and insightful quotes from kids as recorded by their parents on LittleHoots.com.
Who knows? You might even end up laughing so hard you find yourself quoting your own kids.
As we were folding clothes one day, Grace burst into song...."You gotta know when to hold them. Know when to fold them..." - Grace
"Mom I found this piller-piller outside. He doesn't have any family or friends so he's going to live with us now. " - Auggie, age 4
"Mommy. I'm not joking, I'm not kidding, and I'm not playing. I need chocolate." - Sophia, age 3
Me: Good morning! Do you need a hug?
Erik: Actually, I need pancakes and not this hug.
"When I'm too big for you to hold, I'll hold you instead." - Ashlyn, age 5
"Sometimes I like to listen to Taylor Swift in my room and cry about cats that have died." - Hannah, age 6
"In my heart, I'm still little." - Jackson, age 9
"Mom, when I grow up to be a man I'm going to say holy shit." - Jude
"Mom, button my sweater please. I'm going outside to slay a dragon." - Reese, age 3
"Mommy, even when I'm old, will I still be your sweet baby boy?" -Graham
"I felt like today was going to be a bad Valentine's Day... since I don't have a man. But it was actually a pretty good day!" - Hannah, age 6
"You can make a wish but it's not magic. People have to make it happen." - Sawyer, age 9
"Call me when the band's on." - Nora, age 7
"I really wish I had some yoga pants. Even though I don't really do yoga. Kinda like you mom..." - Hannah, age 6
"I really love being human. But some days I really wish I could be a fairy." - Greta, age 4
"I better go to bed now. I have a dream locked up in my heart that I need to let out." - Greta, age 4
"I think I'm gonna be good for the rest of my life. Well, except when I make mistakes. But we can blame that on my emotions." - Hannah, age 6
"Mommy, I love you. When monsters come, I will save you." - Solomon
"If you listen very quietly, it sounds like the rain is playing music in the grass and the trees..." - Gideon, age 6
Send this list along to anyone who enjoys the company of a wise little sage!