17 Moving Quotes That Will Make You Laugh And Cry All At Once
There's nothing like a great inspirational quote to pick you up when you're caught in a case of the blues. Except perhaps one that shrouds it's wisdom in just enough humor to make you laugh!
Here you'll find a set of inspirational, moving, and occasionally unexpectedly wise quotes that'll remind you to look on the lighter side of life.
These wise men and women understand that sometimes life is way too hard to be taken seriously.
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back." – Oscar Wilde
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." – Albert Einstein
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." – Betty Reese
“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure." - Mark Twain
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make all of them yourself." - Eleanor Roosevelt
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz
"When someone told me I lived in a fantasy land I nearly fell off my unicorn."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"The older you get, the more you realize no one has a fucking clue what they're doing. Everyone's just winging it."
"When everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane." - Tom Snyder
"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you." - Steven Wright
"I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade...and try to find someonbody whose life has given them vodka and have a party." - Ron White
"I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding."
"Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst."
Pass this list along to anyone you know who could use a laugh to lighten their load today!