14 Cheers Quotes That’ll Take You Back To When Everybody Knew Your Name
"Where everybody knows your name..."
Ever wish there was a place where everybody not only knew your name but were also...oh say, always glad you came?
Well if so then you've come to the right place because here we've put together some hilarious quotes and lines straight out of the epically hilarious sitcom Cheers.
So get ready to throw back a cold one with Sam, Diane, Carla, Cliff, Norm, and all your other long lost Cheers friends as they take a moment to remind you why you first fell in love with them.
Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot of bragging either.
Coach: How's life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me in bed with its wife.
Carla: Ooooh, a completely unprovoked personal attack... I like it!
Rebecca: You know, I really think I can put together a great Thanksgiving dinner. This'll be the second one that I've cooked, and believe me, the first one was not the disaster that my family said it was. Those kids had a pretty good time in that ambulance.
Diane: Sam, may I have a brief word with you?
Sam: I suppose you could, but I doubt it.
Sam: What are you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight... if I were 11 feet tall.
Norm: It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
Sam: I've never met an intelligent woman I'd want to date.
Diane: On behalf of all the intelligent women in America, may I just say: whew.
Norm: I wish I had time for a hobby.
Cliff: Norm, you've got time to make your own coal.
Diane: He's trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.
Carla: He wants you to wear a padded bra?
Woody: This reminds me of a terrible scandal we had back in Hanover, rocked the whole town to its core. Mayor's wife ran off with old Mr. Smithers.
Frasier: Well, that's not so scandalous, Woody.
Woody: Well, Mr. Smithers was a goat.
Norm: Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the beernuts.
Cliff: It's a little know fact that 42% of deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home.
Carla: So were you.
Lilith: I described you in terms which were positively glowing, which is exactly how I'd like to see you in Hell.
Make up for the fact that you can never afford to buy the next round by sending these bad boys along to all your Cheers loving friends!
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