There are just some things men will never understand about being a woman. From the delicate art that is applying winged eyeliner to the joke that is a high ponytail, women have problems that no man on the face of this earth could ever fathom.
Read on below and cry with laughter, because these daily female struggles are just too real.
1. This Permanent Mark Of Womanhood
Literally a battle scar
2. Shield Your Eyes!
Nothing is worse than the shot of fear you get when you accidentally drop one of these bad boys.
3. When You're Really Thirsty But Too Proud To Ask a Man For Help
Because breaking a nail REALLY does hurt.
4. First World Problems
The struggles is reeeeeaaaaalllllll
5. When the Wind Kicks Up and Your Hair Be Like
Good hair days when it's windy are damn near impossible
6. That Feeling When You Take Off Your Bra at the End of the Day
7. How There's No Truer Path to Patience Than Curls
And there's always that one chunk of hair you just can't get right
8. Latte With An Inevitable Dash of Lip Stick, Please
And it's never as proper and perfect as they make it seem in the movies!
9. Every. Damn. Time.
THIS IS THE FRIGGIN' WORST
10. When Sunglasses Strike Back
L O L at whoever invented those little nose guys anyway
11. When Getting Dressed Is A Game Of Twister
This shIt is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Once you put your hair up, you're sentenced to a ponytail until your next wash
13. Oh, Helllll No
14. Those Chairs That Are Just Waiting To Attack
We ALL remember the days
15. When You Walk Outta the Beauty Section Feeling Like a Lost Picasso Piece
And LOL because you probably still didn't find the right shade
16. That Involuntary Gasp When Your Eyes Behold....This!
IDK this girl must be magic
I lose hair ties and bobby pins like it's my job
18. When Your Night Is Ruined
Gasp I just bought these, too!!!
19. To Smudge or Not to Smudge?
20. When Evil You Needs To Perfect That Eyeliner Wing
Because testing out new makeup trends is basically a requirement of any rushed getting ready period
21. Beauty Is Pain
AKA for five hours after you paint them!!!
22. The Savage Truth of This Ongoing Conspiracy
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!?
23. This Tragic Run In With Reality
24. ....This About Sums It Up
What did we miss? Let us know below, and SHARE this story with your girlfriends who understand the pain